@justin bieber: i love arm

Rest in paradise my faithful fake ID

[wildflower-lrh]

i hate them.

[davidpastrsnack]

idk if you’ve seen matthews new instagram post, the new sponsor one but it shows him wearing his helmet with no curls peeking out :((. that’s officially done it for me no disrespect but he doesn’t look like he’d rail me anymore 🤚🏽

he looks like he’d cum in 30 seconds and then have the audacity to ask if you finished

[castaway-stan]

Whomst remembers 5sos vs food

[dimplelashton]

he couldn’t even lie about it lmao

[castaway-stan]

omg on in light of my last post does anyone remember when a 5sos stan twitter posted a picture of their credit card on twitter (and posted the security code) so some of their followers could download the new single then kpop stans found it and started buying a bunch of random, really expensive shit on the poor girl’s credit card 

[sadistmichael]

just hit me with everything I've apparently been missing with these songs all ready

There’s so much I could say about 2013-2015 in no particular order:

English Love Affair was rumored to be about Gemma Styles

Michael was stuck in New York for weeks because he lost his passport (was subsequently in a Mastercard commercial, got a tattoo, and did god knows what else)

Ashton and HALSEY

The beginning of Luke and his first girlfriend 

Ashton and Bryana (and then her getting pregnant very shortly after they split)

Calum’s leaked NSFW Snapchat 

All of the groupie stories (real and imagined)

5SOS Tumblr drama blogs

Racially charged jokes about well…….so many fandom things (gross!)

5SOS outfit repeating like 3+ times a week

The 5SOS LA House 

 Michael’s alleged threesome in Vegas (and a photo  of a Cake recreation)

The secret Muke kiss

Michael’s sexuality illusions 

Vicious rumors about Tumblr 5SOS fans being groupies 

I’m having war flashbacks….

[gothiccass-deactivated20220521]

keep this ten feet away from me

[castaway-stan]

me: how could 2020 be worse than 2019 

the first 3 months of 2020: *cracks a devilish grin* the possibilities are endless 

[castaway-stan]

as guys remember how we used to have little themed blurb nights for different AUs we should bring that back 

[heartbreakirwin]

@Ashton5SOS: Yes guys I miss my glasses too...Cause I literally can't see anymore lol +

[lilacsos]

I STAN A BEAUTIFUL QUEEN

[castaway-stan]

[castaway-stan]

teeth live is v sexy

[polycashton-deactivated20220117]

5SOS on TikTok 10/26/19

[ghost-of-you]

ASSHOLES

[castaway-stan]

rmr when 5sos played i’ve got this friend literally once then let it die 

[castaway-stan]

remember the conspiracy theory that luke lost his virginity to a groupie on the first 1d tour bc he suddenly got really confident out of nowhere and like no one was thinking that playing in arenas all over the world would also do that

[castaway-stan]

oh fuck teeth is from the 1* rea*ons w*y soundtrack? that is the biggest letdown

[lestatsdelioncort]

TEETH // 5SOS