Team Free Will

One ex-blood junkie, one dropout with 6 bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over there

[bofadibeppo]

michaels is truly a family store

[theybby-deactivated20231001]

@octoberlings I’m getting this for Kenneth

[sirobvious]

What is heavier? A 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers?

The answer is the feathers.

200 pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

[tacoabel]

[shitpost-senpai]

[torispellingsworstfears]

[victorpopejr]

If custody battles were rap battles

[candiikismet]

H-h-h-h-h-h-h-HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?!

[b00otyfriedrice]

^^ right 😂

[highonawindyhill]

[zteph-deactivated20200818]

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

[fejes-deactivated20180123]

fuckin love this commercial

[vikingserket]

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

[burairium-deactivated20130819]

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people

they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

[cyrilthewolf]

this post got better

[brolinjosh]

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[thotketraccoon]

father no

[blurrypicturesofolaf]

the weakest are fed to fuel the strong

[sasaq]

[conceptualsolitude]

concept: i stay snuggled in bed all morning and don’t feel guilty about it. it’s raining. everyone is safe. 

[averagefairy]

do yall have those successful friends that always say shit like “my hair is messier than my life!!” like christina we all know damn well both your hair and life are perfect quit lying. i think its time for people to stop appropriating Messy Bitch culture and leave the self deprecating humor to those of us that are actually A Mess

[lukcskywalkcrs]

[balmungfezalion-deactivated2018]

a beastie

[gotham]

You cross over to my side of the line, you don’t get to come back from that.

[eternalroommates]

Misha and Maison #AMOKing it up in 2016.