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me: finally realizes what that actor was also in
me: screams the role with no warning or explanation
being “the art friend” around christmas and birthdays
I took a panoramic photo at a concert and lights changed in the middle of it. This is the result
this literally looks like heaven and hell colliding
make sure to always chew your food properly, kids.
also make sure to screw in your tongue piercings tightly.
You swallowed a tongue piercing, didn’t you?
i sure fucking did.
what? bring your own beer? hahaha, sorry brah, i brought a bird. here it is:
I will wear what I want.
I will get tattoos if I want.
I will wear makeup if I want.
I will dye my hair if I want.
I will pierce whatever I want.
I will shave what I want.
I will lose weight if I want.
I will gain weight if I want.
I will have sex if I want.
Stop telling me what to do with my body because I’m a girl.
“We have not touched the stars, nor are we forgiven, which brings us back to the hero’s shoulders and the gentleness that comes, not from the absence of violence, but despite the abundance of it.” - Richard Siken
doctor who + text posts night vale tweets | part 2/? (rtd edition)
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This is pretty much me in the shower
when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????
myyyy coNDITIONEERRRRRR
And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:
IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS
This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.
one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him
his pen had stopped working before he could write “maker” so it just said “shakespeare’s father was a glove” and that was the funniest thing in the world to this guy for some reason
#DAMNIT CAS #I JUST TRIED TO KILL MY BROTHER #WITH A HAMMER #AND YOU WALK UP IN THIS BITCH #AND FUCK UP MY MOJO #AFTER ALL THE HORRIBLE THINGS I SAID #AND YOU CAN STILL SMILE AT ME LIKE THAT #FUCK YOU #I WAS THE BAD GUY YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HATE ME #NOT MAKE ME LOVE YOU MORE
lets not forget cas can see dean’s actual demon face. and he is still smiling
Oh shit
i wonder what it’s like to like date someone and know their family and go over their house whenever you want and sleep over whenever you want and what it’s like to have their family absolutely love you as if you were their own and just yeah what’s that like.
i just wonder what it’s like to date someone
i just wonder
listen closely and you will hear my screams of pure joy rn (source)
the last sentence is hilarious if you are aware that daniel handler is lemony snicket.
my brother’s girlfriend is like 5 feet 2 inches but she’s completely jacked like gymnastics/parkour/martial arts is her dealio and since she’s a female engineer + CEO at 24, she was being interviewed by a kid for a school project and he asked her “aren’t you scared the boys will make fun of you?”
and she just cracked her knuckles and said, “i hope they do.”