GOOSE QUEEN

Emily | Australia I AM THE GOOSE QUEEN

[brendon-uries-lips]

*bounces up and down repeatedly* sPaCE 🚀 SP ACE 👽 S P A C E 🌠 space 🌙 I LOVE ME SOME SPACE 🌑 MMMM YEAH THAT ouTERspACE 🌟✨ DAMN THAT SKY THAT OUTERSPACE☀‼💫💥❇⭐📡🔫👾♦

[yars]

[supersexyawesomeness]

[absolutedoge]

[earthlynation-blog]

I told him I wouldn’t throw the stick anymore because playtime was over. Source

[tymorrowland]

THROW THE STICK YOU MONSTER

[rumbutt]

Oh dear

[shouldnt]

I’m giving up alcohol for a month. 

Wait sorry, that didn’t come out right: 

I’m giving up. Alcohol for a month.

[hebrewbby]

Hahagood one sharon! Tell the kids I say hi! Angie wants to bring the snacks to the little league game on saturday

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

LOL……. Bob’s gonna love this one!!! :-)

[cruciatus-animus]

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

[nudeparrot-deactivated20161109]

I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to you, and you don’t see the hypocrisy? 

[asking-ask-deactivated20171227]

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

[cutestwarlord]

^^^

[sciencemyfiction]

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

[absolutely-mullered]

Having internet friends be like

Me: you live where

Me: ACROSS THE DAMN WORLD????

Me: dude teach me curse words in your native

Me: GO

Me: TO

Me: BED

Me: ITS MIDNIGHT OVER THERE

Me: yo fight me from across the ocean

[kengriffey-jr-deactivated202102]

Finally some good news

[bastardrobocop]

THIS IS THE ONLY FACEBOOK PAGE THAT MATTERS

[why-so-searios]

[aconfusedbird]

[audio transcription: bird pushes through the door and begins laughing like a super-villain] 

[divination]

[fuckyeahashes]

this comic makes me tear up every time i see it

[soft-butch-cassidy]

pros of being an rt/ah fan:

can spell achievement every time

cons of being an rt/ah fan:

can’t spell laser without a z

[alygatorwrites2]

friday cat naps!!!

[nak-toms]

memes i want back:

[annavonsyfert]

no nerds

[annavonsyfert]

i slightly edited these and put my name on them (finally…….) please reblog this post and not the repost that i see from time to time. it has like a bazilion notes!! makes me sad

[clowncare]

when u used to be an overachiever but now ur barely running on enough energy to function and u dont know how to cope