𝑛𝑜𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑒 ...

[castilanostm]

📍  𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙨  ,  𝙣𝙤𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙚  .  twenty-seven  .  gynecologist  .  dedicated  to  her  work  ,  but  loves  to  mingle  .

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[rpsourcedmemes]

Questions For My Muse(s)

Introspection

👁‍🗨 - what is a secret that your muse hasn’t told or is hiding

💬 - for my muse to directly say a secret or confession

⚪ - what are small things that mean something to your muse

🔴 - what are bigger gestures that are important to your muse

👌 - what are some of your muses quirks?

💦 - mannerisms that your muse has when they’re shy or nervous

💢 - mannerisms that your muse has when they’re angry or sad

🙌 - mannerisms that your muse has when they’re extremely happy

🤞 - what’s the most impulsive thing you can picture your muse doing

☠️ - does your muse fear death?

👻 - recall one or more times your muse has been the most scared or fearful

😠 - what is something or someone your muse has ever hated or hates

🏹 - would your muse ever kill and why

💢 - what would cause your muse to be annoyed

👍 - what are your muse’s good traits?

Flaws

👀 - is your muse prone to jealousy?

🖤 - can your muse be selfish?

❓ - can your muse be indecisive?

🙈 - can your muse be blindly loyal?

❌ - what would cause your muse to be petty or say something hurtful

🙊 - has your muse ever put their foot in their mouth?

💥 - is your muse reckless? or too cautious and paranoid?

🔷️ - is your muse good or bad at lying?

🤔 - is your muse cynical? naïve?

✋ - can your muse be rude or unfriendly?

🤝 - is your muse a people pleaser?

😔 - is your muse insecure?

🎭 - does your muse try really hard to compensate for something?

🤜 - is your muse overprotective? in-between? or not protective/concerned enough?

⬛ - what are some bad traits your muse might have?

[natashasfm-deactivated20240302]

kol-calamity-blog​:

I Need Entertainment

ANONYMOUS TIME!!!! (or ask in character!)

HYE have you ever?

FMK fuck marry kill

KHC kiss hug cuddle

NML a night, a month or for life?

AMA ask me anything

HON hot or not?

WYR would you rather? 

SMW ship me with?

TOT this or that?

or anything else hilariously entertaining you can think of! 

[castilanostm]

𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫  ➤  for  east  ! 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧  ➤  dive  bar  .

when  noelle  went  out  today  ,  she  didn’t  expect  the  first  place  she’d  want  to  eat  to  be  at  a  local  dive  bar  .  they  do  have  really  good  burgers  and  fries  ,  though  ,  so  she  isn’t  complaining  .  as  she  takes  a  sip  of  her  pina  colada  ,  she  looks  around  at  the  environment  ...  and  oh  .  fuck  .  no  fucking  way  .  after  a  good  glance  for  a  split  second  too  long  ,  she  recognizes  the  face  .  east  .  east  harvey  .  fuck  her  sideways  with  a  butcher’s  knife  ...  of  course  he’d  be  here  ,  too  . as  she’s  about  to  get  up  from  the  booth  ,  noelle  can’t  help  but  notice  that  he’s  with  someone  ...  or  it  looks  like  he  is  .  the  brunette  sitting  at  the  table  doesn’t  look  much  like  the  sister  he  always  talked  about  ,  but  who  knows  ?  maybe  she  paid  him  a  visit  after  tracking  him  down  .  time  to  find  out  .  “  hey  ,  east  ,  ”  she  puts  on  a  fake  smile  as  she  decides  to  saunter  over  to  him  ,  side-eyeing  the  girl  across  the  table  ,  “  remember  me  ?  noelle  ?  yeah  ,  i  still  have  something  of  yours  .  do  you  happen  to  recall  what  it  was  you  left  at  my  house  ?  y’know  ,  after  the  night  you  moaned  my  name  so  loud  that  your  voice  was  hoarse  the  next  morning  ?  ” boy  ,  is  this  gonna  be  good  .  the  girl  across  from  them  looks  from  her  to  him  and  then  back  to  her  ,  utterly  confused  .  noelle  gives  her  a  small  smile  and  wave  ,  then  turns  back  to  her  ex  .  “  you  remember  ,  right  ,  babe  ?  that  hoodie  ,  the  one  with  your  favorite  sports  team  on  it  ?  it’s  in  the  trunk  of  my  car  ,  if  you  want  it  back  .  ”  save  the  nasty  surprise  for  when  he  decides  to  retrieve  it  ...  don’t  tell  him  you  used  it  to  help  a  mother  cat  birth  seven  kittens  and  didn’t  bother  to  wash  it  ...

[castilanostm]

*  𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞  ;;  𝑓𝑡.  𝑒𝑚𝑚𝑦  .

noelle : hey, what's ur fave drink?

noelle : and what do u like to eat?

noelle : this is totally NOT me trying to ask you out rn, btw... 😉

[castilanostm]

*  𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞  ;;  𝑓𝑡.  𝑙𝑖𝑛ℎ  .

𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐡 : well, to be honest that's the same guy who told me that his brother was having a girl and he was pissed bc he didn't want to be an aunt. he probably thinks the baby's gender will make him a mom.

𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐡 : poor girl, in nine months she'll be a single mother to 2 kids. heartbreaking 💔

noelle : wait, you know this girl?? or has it happened before?

noelle : and omg, why are men so... men? 🤦‍♀️ i have no faith in men anymore.

[castilanostm]

*  𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞  ;;  𝑓𝑡.  𝑙𝑖𝑛ℎ  .

𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐡 : oh wow absolutely do not go around telling ppl leo james is my ex!!! that would kill my career for real this time.

𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐡 : we only kissed like once a couple of years ago and it was so bad. SO BAD. i do not claim that man.

𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐡 : i bet you $500 he'll leave as soon as you tell them the gender.

noelle : i gotchu, girly! 😘😘😘

[ five mins later ]

noelle : oh, he was PISSED when i told them the gender. went on a tangent about how 'we must've gotten it wrong, he knows he's having a boy, we're lying', blah blah blah.

noelle : wow, he's a piece of work. he ain't leaving yet, though. baby mama's trying to calm him down rn.

noelle : i feel for her, tho.. i really do.

[castilanostm]

*  𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞  ;;  𝑓𝑡.  𝑙𝑖𝑛ℎ  .

𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐡 : wait, which one is it? i need to know how invested i should be in this plot to humiliate him.

𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐡 : poor girl though lol none of my exes are responsible enough

𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐡 : wait just realized he asked about me while on the hospital with his probably pregnant girl... 🚮

noelle : he's tall, curly black hair, baby-faced... he said his name was leo?? leo james?

noelle : lmao yea, he belongs in the trash. says he's gonna 'step up, be a real father to his boy and teach him to be a true gentleman'.

noelle : wonder how awkward it's gonna be when i tell them she's having a baby girl... 😬 got the results of their latest ultrasound.

[damnthosewords]

[humorblr]

[piginflames]

[tvandfilm]

The Sex Lives of College Girls (2021 - )

[alliecathayes]

Warrior Nun Season One Episode Five

Isaiah 30:20-21

[linkinmoon]

Jonathan Carroll

[bburich]

OLIVIA & LAYLA All American 1.12 Back in the Day

[phoebe-does]

sometimes love is just doing things without having to be asked, making a cup of tea for someone as they’re working, packing an extra lunch because you know they’re rushed for time. Love doesn’t have to be expressed in grand gestures, to me, the little gestures of love matter more.

[castilanostm]

*  𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞  ;;  𝑓𝑡.  𝑙𝑖𝑛ℎ  .

noelle : hii!

noelle : i think your ex is in the hospital with his girlfriend... and she looks pregnant.

noelle : want me to humiliate him for you, girly?

noelle : he asked in private if i knew you, that's why i'm telling you this and giving you an opportunity to get back at him. ♥