Please Let Me Sleep

🇸🇩🇨🇩🇵🇸 Pond They/Them 24

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[starkeaton]

Hey get out of there

[starkeaton]

noclip is strictly prohibited in my home

[kermakatti]

#interior crocodile alligator

[ambrosial-sunshine]

he’s in the house like carpet

[segamascott]

[chillyfeetsteak]

and then what?

[chillyfeetsteak]

hey and then what

[chilewithcarnage]

[segamascott]

stop hitting me 🤕

[segamascott]

[sea--burn]

[sandersstudies]

Okay guys I have the day off tomorrow so I will totally clean my whole house, finish every book I’m reading, do all the stuff I’ve been putting off, and solve world hunger :) so excited

[redstonedust]

i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time..............

[xtinedancefit]

Accidentally clicking on an AI assistant feels like clicking on a link that’s going to give you a virus.

[ofallingstar]

Fantasia (1940)

[papayajuan2019]

midwife? don't say that. a wife could never be that.

[blizzard-nightlamps]

my only deltarune theory is that these 5 pixels on berdlys shirt are a patch of his own face

[badluckbrian-deactivated]

[calamitascalliope]

[br1ghtestlight]

spent MONTHS looking for this stupid tumblr post bcuz i constantly want to reference it and it wouldn't come up no matter what i searched despite it being (what i thought) was a popular well-known tumblr post only to find that the original blog turned off reblogs and deactivated and that it only got 12k notes total. but im posting it anyway to preserve its legacy

[only-cat-memes]

[sproutrage]

what it's like every time I open procreate

[cheezydraws]

Final encouraging words

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[passion-of-l0vers]

do you guys promise you will keep blogging with me about vampires forever ?

[wizardarchetypes]

i would but sadly i'm a human with a mortal life. if only there were a way for me to stay by your side, blogging forever...............

[passion-of-l0vers]

haha yeah that’d be cool……. unrelated but can you come a little closer with your neck exposed

[wizardarchetypes]

okay <3

yay <3

[mrsterlingeverything]

Put me back in the water right now or ill die

[mrsterlingeverything]

Right now or ill die

[longnuts]

Squirm for me

[mrsterlingeverything]

Unh