emily

Yo

[witchling-deactivated20200615]

profession: girl who lays seductively on top of a piano in a red sequin dress whilst the pianist plays jazz in a five star hotel

[supersecretsciencebrosclub-deac]

Look, there are some people you’re just always going to be a little bit in love with. Your high school sweet heart, your college sweet heart, prince zuko, the first significant other you live with. Just accept that it’s normal and move on.

[orapronobispeccatoribus4-18-201]

[dutchster]

[netflix-official]

y’all think this is a joke but I would legitimately buy this

[novellaqueen]

do older generations not get fatalistic humor?? like the other day my friend’s parents were hanging around and we were joking and i was like “well no matter what i can always fling myself off the nearest cliff” and they didn’t laugh then later the mom pulled me aside and was like “maybe you should get some help, sweetie” like stfu?? help? in this economy? i don’t think so, debra

[castisaurus-blog]

me: [washes my hair, makes one phone call, eats a salad]

me: honestly I am THRIVING! !! mental illness who??? #blessed

[urbenangel]

[rockhardgeologist]

[avoidantdreamer-deactivated2018]

[thebootydiaries]

☕️🐸

[marcoliondor-deactivated2021040]

Who’s the hottie on the left?

[thebootydiaries]

dam……..u rite

[zackisontumblr]

when your boyfriend is hung

[frrancesc]

The adventures of CJ

[tevruden]

Reblogging this again for an update

[chuckdrawsthings]

[dilfcomplex-deactivated20140924]

boys are so fucking dumb if you change your picture they think you’re a different person like even children have a better grasp of object permanence

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via sadmichaeljordan)

[handsomedogs]

[bajn]

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

[catboycrimsonrain]

on this day two years ago someone sewed a fried egg to a shirt

[cartoon-dog-deactivated20240105]

on this day three years ago someone sewed a fried egg to a shirt