Castlevania

someone give alucard a hug

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Sypha: You called Trevor and not me?

Alucard: Well, when you have a crazy idea, you don't call the voice of reason.

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The Bishop: Who are you?

Alucard: You killed my mother!

The Bishop: Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

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Alucard: Don't worry. Everything will be fine.

Sypha: How can you say that?

Trevor: Because sometimes when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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Trevor: How do you feel about stealing?

Sypha: It's wrong, and it shows bad character, and horrible integrity. People who steal are jealous, and heartless.

Trevor: What about stealing from the rich?

Sypha: That is another story. What do you have in mind?

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Sypha: I thought you said you had it handled!

Trevor: Yeah, I lied

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Trevor: Remember kids! Be yourself, stay healthy, commit arson, steal from the government, and eat the ri-

Sypha, cutting him off: Okay, that’s enough.

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Sypha: Are you sure you're okay?

Trevor: I'm fine.

Alucard: You're bleeding internally

Trevor: A little internal bleeding never hurt anyone

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Trevor: Cheer up, everyone! Since we’re all going to die horribly anyway, what’s there to be worried about?

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Trevor: This is a bad idea.

Alucard: You said that already.

Trevor: Well, it’s worth saying again.

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It doesn’t make you gay if you think Alucard's hot. We all think he’s hot.

Trevor, probably

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Trevor: I win.

Alucard: I have you pinned to the ground.

Trevor: I know.

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Alucard: There was a complication with the plan.

Trevor: By "complication" he means explosion.

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I swing both ways. Violently. With A Sword. Come get some, motherfuckers.

Alucard, probably

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Sypha: You didn’t have a happy childhood?

Trevor: My favorite toy was a knife. You finish the puzzle.

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Sypha: I hope Trevor didn't do anything stupid.

Alucard: Whatever Trevor is doing right now is probably pretty stupid.

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Trevor: Can I ask a dumb question?

Alucard: Better than anyone I know