We're gonna need to hear the dog stealing story
it's probably not quite as entertaining as it seems but:
- my mom and i agreed to keep a puppy overnight cuz my uncle wanted a puppy for his 4 daughters (a newborn, a toddler, a preteen and one girl that I'm fairly sure doesn't live there anymore but I've lost count of all my cousins ok, I don't know)
- the puppy arrived and she was super small. like 7 weeks old small. very tiny. sending it away seemed bad
- mom and i decide to keep her until her vaccinations around a month later, so she grows up a bit and whatnot
- first vaccine checkup: no can do, she has worms etc etc, she's on meds, she stays for a few more weeks
- by then me and my mom are concerned about the state of my uncle's life. he's away at work, his baby mommy takes care of the kids, who's gonna take care of the dog?? the newborn??? he was like "she can take care of the dog" and I'm like sir. she has children to take care of, one of which was just born. are you insane
- not to mention they live in a village, and not to diss old school villages but they don't exactly take care of their dogs well (yknow, feeding them scraps, keeping them in the same cage for all their lives, not to mention letting them run around until they all inevitably get run over)
- vaccine time comes, and my mom asks my dad to lie to his brother about her being sick (which she was but he made it out to be more dramatic)
- said brother is like ew, I don't want a sick dog (she just has to take vitamins and be rubbed with a cream, no big deal), it can drown for all i care (here's the moment I stopped caring even a little bit about my uncle)
- and so we steal the dog away from the cursed uncle. and I now have two dogs
