the gentleman doth protest too much

my likes tab is all porn. you've been warned. (they/them/the gay “she”/fag)

[taco-soup]

[helenvaughans]

[vee-dmsr]

[am1vf]

Not leaving this in the tags

[mortalityplays]

last week I was deep in the trenches ploughing through work and mid-afternoon realised I'd neglected to open the blinds and the room was a little dim, so I got up to do that and discovered that a car had flipped onto its roof directly outside my flat and the entire street was closed and flooded with emergency service while they dragged someone out of the vehicle and packed them into an ambulance. so now every time I open the blinds I'm a little like the dog with the ham sandwich bush. what the fuck could it be today.

[heartofalifer]

what was this movie even 

[eddiemoonson]

A cinematic masterpiece.

[angremlin-deactivated20250312]

I CANNOT stress enough that in the Spy Kids films, Danny Trejo is literally playing his titular character from the Machete movies, who happens to be the kids’ uncle, because the movies have the same director

[lang-wich]

what this reply misses is that Machete originated *in* Spy Kids. the Machete movies are Spy Kids spinoffs

[hobgoblinhero]

I think it’s important to make clear that Robert Rodriguez, the director, says that Spy Kids and Machete are alternate universe versions of each other , while Danny Trejo, the actor, says that what happens in Machete is just what he does when he’s not hanging out with the kids

[porterdavis]

[furryprovocateur]

"does this actually matter or are you looking for an excuse to dogpile" should be asked more often imo

[maykitz]

[maykitz]

[memewhore]

[emptyjunior]

This fucks exponentially no more "good rep" I want exclusively bad evil metal hardcore rep

[finalpam8000]

Here’s how the creator confirmed they were Nonbinary, which might just be the best way to confirm any character as Nonbinary.

[slutwater]

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[whyenn-reader]

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

[swarnpert]

every time trump does something just because he can there are always democrats in the comments of the articles asking "how is this legal???" and how many times are you going to ask that question. literal lucy with the football shit

[swarnpert]

democratic party strategy 2026

[achillesinhighheels]

[captain-price-returns]

[chaoticgouda]

In AWE at the sheer big dick energy this royal mistress exuded

[anxeious]