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sam, 16, i'm a girl from australia i watch t.v shows, read and mostly reblog dogs

[emilysbakeshop]

real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time

[greenteatheatre-deactivated2014]

[youngestalien]

cute names for your girl: slime

[youngestalien]

[clubpenguindoneright]

[just-a-skinny-boy]

I can’t decide what’s funnier, the dog, or the guy that’s dying of laughter in the background

[chaseketchum]

Oh my god please watch this I swear it is the best laugh you will ever have ever

[actionables]

[zarastaples]

[6ooooz-deactivated20180315]

[lightedss-deactivated20180424]

employer: why do you want this job?

me: $o I can expand my re$ume and gain experien$e in the job field $$$$$$$

[queenzenus]

My biggest fear is that one day my kids will be crying alone to themselves at night and I wont know about it

[pinkrubberball-deactivated20160]

i’m laughing sooo hard @ my dad’s denial of how fat our dog is lmao

[daddysbabyboi]

how do people cheat i cant even find one person to kiss me let alone two

[fawnah]

WHEN YOU THINK SOMEONE LIKES YOU AND THEN THEY GET IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE ELSE JOKES ON ME AHAHAHAHAAH

[12cd12c-deactivated20220922]

[bbq-summerdaddy-deactivated2018]

Clap your hands if you’re actually low key mentally ill as fuck and can hardly handle anything and you feeling like no one actually likes you at all and all you wanna do is sleep your life away

[wylonaforest]

[literallysame]

[wychelm]

when I was…. a young snoy (snail boy)… my snather (snail father)…. took me into the snity (snail city)