Cataclysmstuck

For years Crocker Corp. and English Labs have fought each other over the top spot in the scientific world. One turns children into mutations and mechanical monsters, the other is slowly resurrecting an extinct alien race. Both with only one goal in mind, Total world domination and the destruction of their rival.

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look i havve enough to deal wwith here wwithout your blatant disrespect you dont knoww wwhat shit ivve gone through and i dont wwant any one to go through it but havve a grand fuck you and fuck off (( Eridan is Offline 

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Eridan, what hair dye do you use?

beggars cant be choosers so im really not surebut i am givvin the privvledge to havve it so i at least havve somethin to do instead a starin at a wall and tearin myself to shreads wwhen bordem threatens to skin me alivve

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Have you had the displeasure of being around Jake?

i dont think anyone has had the pleasure of not meetin himhe makes his rounds and i knoww to bite my damn tongue around himwword travvels fast of the terrible shit hes donelike wwhats already goin on is terrible enough but god hes done terrible shit

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Eridan do you have any kind of mutation like Dave? Do you know dave?

and thats wwhy im lucky i dont havve onethey just force me to stay awwake for days upon days at a time and see howw i do wwith it and wwhat pill they can shovve dowwn my throat to improvve it

but i knoww that bliss aint gonna last forevver christ i knoww i havve it terrible but i knoww theres a wworse fate out there for me and i feel it crawwlin up my backas for davve ivve heard a him but i dont socialize wwith the other freaks vvery often they just bitch an complain

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eridan ? How long have you been an experiment? Have you interacted with a lot of the scientist?

i wwas er takin up at an older age than most a the people here ivve been stuck in this evverlastin hell since i wwas elevven years oldnot vvery impresivve but i remember my home life because a it and id really not remember that past

as for the scientistswwere not on vvery good terms i havve a mouth on me and i dont appreciate them pokin an prodin at me so often times i bicker wwith them but i do appreciate them not takin awway my humanity yet

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eri, why's your face all weird looking ?

trust me i aint half as bad as some a the freaks in heremy face decidedto fuck itself ovver considerin i aint gettin much sleep i look dead and i feel deader than that

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Vlog 3r-1d-4n

im a little hesitant to start this but i suppose suppose that its needed and id rather not cause any trouble wwith my

superiors howwevver i suppose i should be honored or some shit for bein givven this tratement i am experiment 3r-1d-4n or eridan a fuckin fake ass name for a fake ass experiment

wwait FUCK dont i didnt mean that i meant SHIT i mean im honored to be a part a this and greatful to the company for savvin me from my past life givvin me a neww name and helpin me forget my past my lack a sleep is good for me and the rest a the wworld the less i sleep the more i forget the less i sleep the more the company can figure out howw to make people more productivve

wwell i suppose if you havve questions feel free to ask im done fumblin wwith my wwords

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Oh dear, looks like I’m all out of time sweetie. 

My Empire isn’t going to run it’s self, now is it? 

Condy is Offline

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How is it for the better of the world?

We are Crocker Corp. are making great strives to end Wars, bring an end to world hunger, and help get rid of all that nasty pollution. 

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Damn you look fabulous

Oh guppy. Flattery will get you everywhere.~

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OK I don't think any of us believe those lies

Lies?! Sweet heart I think you mistake me for English that that sort of accusation.

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Lets see ... meetings, meetings, meetings... Ah ! You must be here for my interview. 

Shell- Hello My name is Betty Crocker Founder and Owner of Crocker corp. it’s affiliates, and Crocker Labs. 

Now before we start this little interview I just want to make shore we understand a few things that have washed up lately. I know there have been a lot of rumors about our Experimentation being inhumane and barbaric, but I can assure you this is false. 

All our experimentation is for the betterment of the world, and as such we make sure it is to global standards.

Now with those pleasantries out of the way why don’t we start this interview ? Shell we? 

Condy is Online

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Eridan has been recruited

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Kankri is offline

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do you regret leaving? Did you leave anyone behind?

I will never regret leaving for as long as I live. I did leave some people behind though. My biological donor was allowed to visit me sometimes. He was... kind to me. And I had a couple of friends. Porrim and Latula. I miss them. I sincerely hope they escaped as well.

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Kanrki why did you want to run away? isn't it dangerouse?

Anything is better than living in a box for the rest of my life. The needles and drugs and constant tests. I’m a person. A living, breathing person. Danger be damned I am never going back there. Never.

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You had some one on the inside? how? who? did they get out too? How many of you escaped?

It all happened so fast.The cell door opened, and a voice on the intercom told me to run. So I did. I’ve never run like that in my life. There were guards everywhere and sirens blaring. I saw Kurloz and Damara running as well, but I never saw if they made it over the fence. I still can’t believe I did.