Perpetually horny Posting (18+ only)

♡ Incubus / he, him / 26 / achillean panromantic ♡ I also have an enby pride blog: the-perks- of-being-nonbinary

[remindertoclick]

Your Daily Reminder to Click for Palestine!

If you have time, open the website in different browsers + on different devices as well!

[4am-phonecalls]

Making someone horny when theyre in a really inappropriate place to be horny is my favourite hobby

[breanna777]

I absolutely love the bell

Video length is: 01:18 seconds!

I found this vid on tiktok! User is: french_ghuleh make sure to check em out!

[namelessghoul666-bug]

OMG SECONDO CLIPPPPPP!!!

[cringlizzerd]

a professor told his class “consciousness doesnt exist. there are only neurons”

a student stood up “would you eat a raw egg and then drink oil and vinegar?”

“no” the professor replied.

“would you eat mayonnaise? perhaps on a sandwich or with some fries”

“of course” the professor replied, unsure of the purpose of this inquiry.

“mayonnaise is made from these very things and yet when combined, new properties arise.”

the professor was astounded. “what is your name?” he demanded

“shadow the hedgehog” said the student

[mlarayoukai]

Last night was like a ps2 pre rendered cutscene

[albertnatural]

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[contemptible-scoundrel]

free use? *smirks snartly* so naive. you know nothing in this damned society is really free...

[angel-advise]

can't look up what snartly means because i don't have a dictionary account

[tf2heritageposts]

doing research into my penis options and this is such a funny stock image to use here

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

i don’t think i’m exaggerating when i say that the average height for women in the US would increase by at least an inch if teen girls were allowed to eat as much as teen boys are

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

and not to bring my own clocky bitch ass into this but if cis women weren’t so consistently starved their entire lives you’d see a lot more cis women with the kind of bodies that we currently associate closely with trans women. the amount that the standards of feminine presentation are culturally defined by malnutrition is crazy

[rabbitkinglune777]

here you go my freaks

[notecardpasta]

When a small mammal scrunches up and cleans its face and whiskers with its little hands very rapidly. I just wanted to give you that thought for a moment did u like it.

[qelflinq]

You are very funny id like to protect you

[the-big-mood]

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

[reblogmonstah]

The fact that they were walking 1-3mph

His joy and whimsy at seeing this

His acknowledgement of it not being as interesting as the chase

His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus