Perpetually falling over

Greetings, welcome, let’s get stuck in the time loop together! Whatever, 25 and she/they

[zimternet]

[energyprison]

[whoiscallingme]

[colorful-noircuts]

Ever since I saw deltarune ch5, I've been thinking about fallen human Orange and mad dummy as a fun little duo and now they are stuck in my head

[penny-anna]

This is what I would do if I was Count Binface and I actually won:

Resign from office on the grounds that I only ran for the bants, triggering a further by-election

Immediately announce my candidacy for the by-election.

[qillermeme]

[kaylmao]

be careful petting my poison puppy

[cutecipher]

😈

[cutecipher]

[laserwalnut]

I Love You (More Than (I Think) You Love Me)

[datasoong47]

[stubbypubby]

Eevee's toy time

[ankle-beez]

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

mature content

[carbon-ate]

[transjester64]

Adding this from the comments...

[headspace-hotel]

Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice

[gingik]

[realmsofgames]

[penworthy]