That One Asshole Cat (Bites)

He/They. Tired Catboy. I do bite lovingly and violently. All my stuff is rebloggable. I'm not a cop, lol. Some of my posts are directed. Some are not. I don't hesitate to block and blacklist tags, and I hope you do the same. I don't post or follow nsfw blogs and usually block them, but I don't condone harassment over stupid shit. Tumblr is my personal journal and collection of friends 🧡

[catcatb0y]

I probably will not be using banners on most of my posts, I'm gonna be so fr, but hi new intro!

I'm Catboy, friends get to give me nicknames. I'm an adult, fandom old, and sex repulsed.

I use he/it/they

I am matching profiles and banner with my angelllll 💞 The pfps were edited by him and the icons/banners were edited by me. All assets were redrawn from Pinterest.

I think DNIs are stupid. As my header says, I blacklist tags and block freely.

I'm here for the people who are unhinged about their silly fictional characters but NOT in a sexy way. I do not care for fandom's weird objectification of their blorbos I want bitches who REALLY rotate these mfs in their mind. I'm not here for sexy I want sillly I want weird I want BORING.

I want people who have opinions about how their blorbo formats their grocery list. What their pajamas look like. What's something you know in your head and your heart they can and WOULD spend three hours locked in heated monologue about? What's their go-to midnight snack?

My blorbos are not sexy or desirable or funny and I love them just the way they are. He is playing my favorite video game and beating me. We qre peaking into the fridge and berating the choices available. My blorbos would kick my ass qnd I would bite them about it. They have an ugly laugh.

I love divorceshipping. These characters aren't together, but they're sure as hell divorced. Enemies to lovers but only if they tried to kill each other. Toxic manipulative situationship? Yes please.

These characters are not real. They cannot hurt myself or you. I block and move on if I don't like something and I hope you do the same. Fiction only affects reality as much as you let it.

I'm a big fan of yandere, obsessive characters, and cannibalism as a metaphor for love. This also goes for the way I post about and interact with my angel 💞 If that makes you uncomfortable, leave.

I'm a big shipper and multishipper, but I'm not really heavily into any fandoms right now! Nor do I want to be, it's hell in there. I'm also a causal yumedanshi, but I don't talk about it here.

Other than that, feel free to stick around! I am not always as active as I could or should be lately (oops), but I'm always up for making friends! If I misplace your ask, please send me another T~T I'm not ignoring you, I'm just forgetful.

Everything else is and should be obvious from the posting habits on my blog.

My posting habits do not mean I am up for talking! Or actively talking to anyone on this site. Feel free to message me if you catch me reblogging, but know that I'm not ignoring you if I don't respond right away! ^^;

I'm not really 'in' any Tumblr circles right now, nor do I really want to be; but I do (usually) enjoy indulging in all Tumblr has to offer, so welcome to my hodgepodge little (long ass) blog. No you will not reach the end. Do not try I have been here for years.

Please do not censor your trigger tags. Please stop censoring your trigger tags. If you follow me and p0st yo*r tr!gg3rs l1ke th/s, I will not follow you back. No matter how cool you may be. I frequently block people who censor their trigger tags, my blacklist is already REALLY FUCKING LONG. You can say fuck cut piss die shit whatever just say them.

[shailiiscreative]

Project Hail Mary is a fantastic example of how filmmakers can create a faithful adaptation and still take artistic liberties. The writers didn't try to copy the book to a tee, and added their own elements (the mental health room, the astrophage transition, the beach scene on erid, Grace's wardrobe etc). They understood that a film is a different artistic medium than a book and tried to write the story in a way that best suited that medium, all while staying loyal to the original story and themes.

[kosmogrl]

things to beat:

- a dead horse

- yourself up

[driftwuud]

Leaving the house is really cool because everything is very expensive and everyone’s very unpleasant to be around.

[todaysbird]

a rat who is angered by creation

[meanbuddhist]

having a bout of mental illness will have me saying things like i am out of alignment

[tekunoraizu]

Unfortunately it’s very easy to lure me places because I like to go somewhere

[depsidase]

[ryebreadedd]

im a protected species you fucking asshole

[eldr1tch-cr0w]

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

[galacticsabc]

"Detailed Logs"... sure Grace, sure.

[veryluckyclovers]

[charl0ttan]

doomscrolling is out. we hopescroll. we hopescroll on my dashboard. and its nearly just as sucks anyway👎

[gazeldhazel]

"what was your first exposure to prev-" I don't even remember yesterday

[bizarrelittlemew]

but above all, one must not concern oneself with the opinions of people who censor the word fuck

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[veryluckyclovers]