We're All Mad Here

A Candyman, a Bavarian beefcake, a European ballerina, a sassy gum chewer, a sarcastic tech wiz, and a kid with a lot of imagination. (header image by @singingnightowl)

[hellspawnmotel]

paper doll

which noelle do you want today?

[acoolguy]

[justice-for-general-schmitz]

Wonka trying to put the kids to bed. :D

[catcf-orphan-au]

Stay well, mod!

//oh, believe me, i am trying. good news, though: i got my first vax, and my second one is three weeks away, so hopefully i won’t be scared to go outside anymore, and that’ll help my mental health!! whoo!!

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Wonka: Helpful grammar tip! Farther is for physical distance, further is for metaphorical distance, and father is for emotional distance!

Charlie: who hurt you

Wonka: My father, weren’t you listening?

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Hey, just wanted to say I love your blog and hope you are doing well ❤️

//aww, thank you!! i'm doing as well as i can, though two late family members' birthdays are coming up... i'll be okay, i think :)

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//whoa. whoa, i have so many asks on this blog. i need to find the ask posts for them, lmao. but im glad ppl still care about this au, even if i haven't posted for it in a while. y'all keep me going, yknow??

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Hoping all is well, mod. Stay safe.

//I'm not the best,,,, quarantine and unmotivation are hitting hard

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So, I just binge read this blog, and omg I love it so much!! Keep up the good work

//thank you, so much!!!

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Hi! Your blog looks interesting to me. Just a simple question. How's everything and everyone (including you author dear)

Wonka: We're doing a-okay. In fact, we've started shipping out candy again!!

Wonka: I also took the kids for a ride above town in the Great Glass Elevator. We were all wearing masks, of course.

//as for me, I went for a walk a few days ago, and I feel much better. I've been scared about leaving the house due to everything that's happening(I'm a woc, and I'm worried something might happen), so it was nice to take a stroll around the neighbourhood.

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//also mod please take your time!! schedules are important and an askblog isn't high priorty!! but it's nice to see you back, we love you and your hard work!

//awww, i'm so happy to hear that!! i've gotten behind in many of my ideas, but my brain keeps supplying more and more, and it's hard to keep up sometimes... But I'm doing my best to make content, so please, be patient!!

you guys can submit things, too

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This is a question for everyone. How are you all feeling right now? Sometimes it’s good to let out some negative emotions :)

//this isn't a fam answer, but...

the quarantine depression is real, and i keep missing some of my meds from oversleeping

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June is here! What's everyone think of summer?

Violet: It's much better when you can go outside.

Charlie: Agreed.

Mike: Can't relate.

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I just recently found this blog and I love it so much!! Mike has always been my favorite!! 😄

//i'm glad you like it!! and same, mike is great!!

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//Hey!! Sorry for not posting much!! School and quarantine depression has gotten to me hard... I'll try to pay more attention to this blog, since school is ending and I need more distractions, y'know??

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Mike, are you still calling Ralphie during this? Is he doing well? And happy late birthday to Veruca!

Veruca: Thank you, so much!!

Mike: Yeah, we've been calling lots. His mom is a doctor, though, so I think it's stressful for them, but Ralphie won't tell me much about it.

Mike: ...I'm a bit worried about him...

Mike: ...

Mike: ...I should probably call him again.

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normal ask meme: 1, Wonka

Wonka:

Wonka: ...what?

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Violet and Mike, did the two of you hurt during your transformations? When Violet became a blueberry and Mike was sent to Taffy Puller. Or are these not very pleasant memories?

that doesn't happen in this au