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who else remembers thwomp night (estimated july 26, 2013) when everyone was posting mario 64 thwomp sound effect edits

when you open task maanager and the cpue is at like 89 percent and then it shoots down to a single digit its like. what the fuck are you hiding. what are you doing whuile my back is turned

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earthly--truth

As a lover of this show, I completely missed that last bit. Can someone explain how that idea is apart of the show?

reasonandempathy

It was...a lot of the later seasons, to be honest. Kinda core to a lot of it, but the brightest examples are the:

"Life SUCKS/If people don't have to fight and beg and work every second of the day for basic survival, then they actually can grow and learn and be better people, but the world doesn't allow that right now." (the Judge, the Trial)

"The world as it is makes everyone suck and the literal system that the world works under is guaranteed to send everyone, absolutely everyone, to Hell, regardless of their personal choices." (Dan Pourtnoy, or whatever his name was)

"There is no ethical consumption in the current world. Even when you do something nice and buy someone you love flowers, you're accidentally supporting exploitative labor and evil rich pricks." (Harder to get a positive score)

"Boiling people down to a single numerical value of Good (profits) and Bad (losses) is a horrible way to do it, doesn't allow for proper representation of humanity, and needs to be scrapped for a new system entirely." (the point value is inherently flawed/humans are more than their scores)

zibaldoni-elzapoppin

betchawanna

The Hague, Netherlands: Spanish street musician Borja Catanesi and the 68 year old dancer from The Hague mr Roland Parijs

thatll-do

imagine just playing your guitar and you come across the FUNKIEST grandpa

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wizard duel

lightbenderlin

wizard collaboration

bewrays

ghostlight gravekeep ghoulboss

autodiscipline

the star bucks barista looking at your boyfriend in your passanger seat and saying aww so cute does he want a puppuccino

69shadesofgray

indie band name generator:

your favourite fruit + the last reason you took painkillers (x)

atomicc

Saw a sad wet beast at the grocery store today

vive-la-revolution

if they ever stop making physical books in my lifetime i will literally die. i will keel over at the mere prospect

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from ‘Bright Dead Things’ by Ada Limón

memewhore

sodorz

thinking abt how fucked up steam engine boiler explosions can look. theyre just pipes under there

gives me the idea of a ghost/monster engine that looks normal, albeit a bit battered, only to swing their smokebox door open and a myriad of pipes come bursting out like fucked up tentacles

authenticstains

The Kiss of Life - A utility worker giving mouth-to-mouth to co-worker after he contacted a low voltage wire, 1967

brite-eyed

Taken in 1967 by Rocco Morabito, this photo called “The Kiss of Life” shows a utility worker named J.D. Thompson giving mouth-to-mouth to co-worker Randall G. Champion after he went unconscious following contact with a low voltage line. Thompson over 400 feet away recognized the critical situation and ran to the pole and scaled it to reach Champion. Realizing champion wasn’t breathing he delivered CPR and chest compression while supporting his friend; super impressive /difficult given the angle (if you get it wrong air goes into the stomach and inflates that instead).

This all happened oddly in Champions work anniversary. And weirder Rocco Morabito, a newspaper photographer who had been covering a strike down the road with eastern freight (this happened in Florida btw) happened to be nearby with his camera in a time that no one carried cameras daily. This photo won him the Pulitzer Prize for journalism photography.