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[dragongirlteeth]

The desire to be a monstrous beast, prowling around on all fours...

Long tail whipping quietly as I circle some terrified little thing...

Prowling closer and closer until they're all wrapped up in my scaly embrace...

[teratocrat]

the problem is, in life, you will be forced into so many unpleasant interactions in which you will be acutely aware of how egregious a misallocation of resources it is that the matter before you is configured as '''''a person''''' rather than as a pile of delicious roast meat

[daylights-rain]

Very cutes dragon trying to take a nap, curling up and putting her tail over her snout and eyes to help block out the light

[daylights-rain]

Wings are for holding girls, tail is for curling around girls and then blocking out light

[byjove]

humans have spent thousands of years keeping critters in our homes to keep other critters out of our home

[byjove]

my mom’s dogs absolutely shredded a mouse that had gotten trapped in her engine and tried to escape when she pulled into the carport (everyone is okay except the mouse, they’re up to date on their shots and this was a week ago) and it was apparently a bloodbath. they’re two very patient and loving golden retrievers that don’t really have any prey drive related issues but they totally evaporated the mouse. it was somewhat surreal since they’re rather prissy and spoiled. we let wolves into our dwellings because they hunted with us and hunted for us and 25,000 years later when they do that, we’re like “fuck :/ we’ve got to clean mouse guts off the garage floor”

[vedurnan]

today at work i rung up a customer and the total was 12.30 and i said “12:30, reminds me of a clock :)” and they kind of smiled at me with confusion and i was like “like the time on a clock, just reminds me of it… 12:30” and they said “i have no idea what you’re talking about…” with an expression of supreme pity and gentleness. after that was finished i turned to my coworker next to me and said “i just bombed so hard with this clock comment” and then realized the customer hadn’t moved and was still standing right next to me. if my fate continues down this path, the customer will probably read this tumblr post as well

[blondie-in-the-zone-deactivated]

[psychotrope777]

fuck it really has like almost the exact cadence

[roookspirit]

[maidthings]

anyaustin is an experiment to see if a guy could develop a sense of wonder and appreciation for the world around him without ever going outside

[maidthings]

[undeadhorse]

wolf eggs. wolves lay eggs. i promise.

[temporalreverie]

[spiribia]

one of my favorite glados gags is she keeps pretending she went places. she's like i went outside today. girl you did not go anywhere.

[transfem-juice]

[yellow-cat]

saw these dogs on my evening walk

[sundere1181]

I’m LITERALLY going insane

[wizardshark]

this video is so accurate that im having flashbacks to memories of movies that never existed

[junk-thrillz]

Everyone in the notes not realizing is making me feel insane. Guys - this entire TikTok is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fanfiction. The OP of this post (as in the person who uploaded this to Tumblr) has a TMNT profile picture. I’ve never seen a more expertly crafted video.

All of the names are names of TMNT characters. They’re all dressed like their TMNT counterparts too, to the point where it feels like actually I’m looking at human designs for all the turtles. (The exception to this is Raph, or ‘Ralph’, but that makes sense considering that little reveal about him at the end). “Wait... this guy knows school” is a reference to the fact they’re all mutant turtles that never went to public school. But that’s not the only thing, because it so painfully obvious that the creator of this TikTok watched the 2012 cartoon specifically.

It’s completely insane. They all act like and interact with each other exactly like how they do in the ‘12 cartoon. It’s every little detail. Casey being a teenage delinquent. Donnie’s skepticism of Casey. The way everyone ELSE operates around Casey. It’s everything. I keep noticing new things every time I watch this video. Mikey’s the most obvious example of this, but I think the creator might be changing the way he talks to reflect Leo’s voice actor(s) too.

This entire video is a Spy AU fanfiction of TMNT 2012 with ridiculously high production quality. It fits so perfectly that it literally shouldn’t be able to be anything else. And YET - it’s so expertly crafted so as to make it indiscernible from any other stock Disney spy movie. This is so impressive it borders on manic.

I’m sure someone else has already pointed this out, but people. The guy who made the TikTok has EVERYONE FOOLED AND IT’S DRIVING ME UP!! THE!! WALL!!!!

[cannibalchicken]

[julie-su]

[percysfoxblog]

[musteilss]

Five hundred cigarettes

[sundere1181]

I’m LITERALLY going insane

[wizardshark]

this video is so accurate that im having flashbacks to memories of movies that never existed

[junk-thrillz]

Everyone in the notes not realizing is making me feel insane. Guys - this entire TikTok is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fanfiction. The OP of this post (as in the person who uploaded this to Tumblr) has a TMNT profile picture. I’ve never seen a more expertly crafted video.

All of the names are names of TMNT characters. They’re all dressed like their TMNT counterparts too, to the point where it feels like actually I’m looking at human designs for all the turtles. (The exception to this is Raph, or ‘Ralph’, but that makes sense considering that little reveal about him at the end). “Wait... this guy knows school” is a reference to the fact they’re all mutant turtles that never went to public school. But that’s not the only thing, because it so painfully obvious that the creator of this TikTok watched the 2012 cartoon specifically.

It’s completely insane. They all act like and interact with each other exactly like how they do in the ‘12 cartoon. It’s every little detail. Casey being a teenage delinquent. Donnie’s skepticism of Casey. The way everyone ELSE operates around Casey. It’s everything. I keep noticing new things every time I watch this video. Mikey’s the most obvious example of this, but I think the creator might be changing the way he talks to reflect Leo’s voice actor(s) too.

This entire video is a Spy AU fanfiction of TMNT 2012 with ridiculously high production quality. It fits so perfectly that it literally shouldn’t be able to be anything else. And YET - it’s so expertly crafted so as to make it indiscernible from any other stock Disney spy movie. This is so impressive it borders on manic.

I’m sure someone else has already pointed this out, but people. The guy who made the TikTok has EVERYONE FOOLED AND IT’S DRIVING ME UP!! THE!! WALL!!!!

[permanenteclipse]

Fictional country: average fantasy

Fictional small town in the middle of nowhere in real country: par for the course in any genre

Fictional major city in real country: standard fair, but it's usually clearly based on a real city

Fictional suburb of real major city in real country: strange but I can see the application

Real major city in fictional country: Chicago can be anywhere you dream of