ALL IS GOOD, NOTHING HURTS.

My cats worship no one but themselves.

[catholic-cat]

smh @ MAC mua who opens a new mascara to ask me if it’s the one I want when there’s already the tester like ur not supposed to open makeup for sale...

[wheresmywig]

My aesthetic is “would be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens”

[breadstiks-deactivated20130308]

i like to alternate between chatspeak and actual words to show that i am educated but also carefree and fun 2 be around

[catholic-cat]

Me: don't lick ur butt in front of guests

Cat: how many times must you kinkshame me in my own house

[catholic-cat]

person i love: hey, i care about you and genuinely like being around you

me: okay......... that sounds fake but alright

[vangoghgurl-blog]

honestly i kind of need school bc it keeps my life together. i see friends everyday, get out of the house, sleep normally, and remember to eat dinner

[vipbucky-deactivated20170423]

you put it in words

[beaft]

i dont want to look “pretty” i want to look otherworldly and vaguely threatening

[pipeworks-deactivated20151111]

*gazes into the abyss*

*abyss gazes back*

*quickly turns head and acts like i wasn’t staring*

[gravehagmilk]

*both of us blush*

[dream-realm-deactivated20260416]

[catholic-cat]

Me: *alone doing my makeup*

Me: so today I'm starting with my absolute favorite foundation

[catholic-cat]

bug: *touches my arm*

me: *chops off my arm*

[catholic-cat]

someone: you're cute

me: I am an atrocity to god, but thank you

[beaft]

i dont want to look “pretty” i want to look otherworldly and vaguely threatening

[catholic-cat]

me flirting: so do you want to see my collection of skulls?

[hochstelust]

Summer body wishlist: - six wings - a million eyes - constantly on fire - ability to scream forever

[catholic-cat]

people asking me if I still wear all black in summer Like yes I'm not weak as you

[catholic-cat]

playing video game

game: this weapon has +6 damage and +4 defense from your current weapon

me: but it ugly