Do NOT Let The Cat Control The Finances!!!

Transfem with a cat. 18+ Magic the Gathering is a pretty cool game, i like yappin about it. i like vocaloid quite a bit as well, my yop three in order are Adachi Rei, Teto, and Yi Xi.

[catinc]

If you are any of these things, feel free to interact, but you will be relentlessly mocked by me and my mutuals, and subsequently blocked.

[rainphee]

[labelleizzy]

[eriyu]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

I have never seen the 2nd object before, but with the Power of Algebra I now know it's a saw horse

Information is WILD

[knightfisherr]

I have to be weird to live. Shadow attack

that’s great man genuinely I think that b- shadow parry. - being “weird” and accepting being weird genuinely helps you find people and feel fulfillment in- shadow parry. Stop that. - in your personal life. Be yourself! be weird! chances are your weird is- STOP.- someone else’s favorite thing and it’ll be your collective normal. I’m gonna thunder strike you now dude

[drax-the-vampire-king]

Every year Tumblr holds its sexy people contests. And as a result controversial figures around the world seem to die. I purpose we sacrifice Donald Trump for this years contests.

[drax-the-vampire-king]

My hope is tomorrow I wake to the notification of this post rebloged with Apollos dodge ball.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Same

[cononeillbreastingboobily]

[humiliationvictim]

i do not have a humiliation fetish i really dont like it at all. its something that i dont like happening to me

[bewbin]

LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK 

[bewbin]

why do i even try 

[bunney]

I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR

[esoanem]

my l0rd, t3h p34s4nt5 4r3 r3v01t1ng! W3 mu5t s411y f0rth 4g41n5t th3m 4thw1th!

[addamatic]

Happy ten years of being so old no one knows what 1337 is

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

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[miketon]

if i made a video game where you get to pick the gender of the player character i'd make both the options be nonbinary and you can either have they/them or it/its pronouns. those are your only options

[miketon]

if i made a video game where you get to pick the gender of the player character i'd make both the options be nonbinary and you can either have they/them or it/its pronouns. those are your only options

[circuskobold]

Reblog the kobold

[theconcealedweapon]

[ashes2caches]

they need to make it possible for me to give a big warm hug to every shy trans girl simultaneously.

[illmadekn1ght]

they should invent tumblr mutuals that live next door to you

[miata-detector]

> be me, at work

> hear someone is "feeling faint" up high

> i work rescuing ppl from heights

> climb to them, heat is radiating off of them like crazy

> feels like standing next to an oven

> theyre barely responsive, just sitting still. no verbal responses but will move when prompted to. very weak grip, very weak legs, very weak overall

> says they feel they might throw up

> get them a cold electrolyte drink and take off their poncho which was acting like a greenhouse

> set up ropes and lower them out of the heights

> theyre ice cold to the touch once they gets to the ground

> they lost all temperature regulation

> heat stroke and extreme dehydration

> wouldnta made it down the tree without me

> woulda had a stroke or worse

> i get paid minimum wage for this shit

> my nailpolish got ruined :(

[hiveswap]

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

[hiveswap]

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

[kowai-kabuki-tanuki]

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

[hiveswap]

It took them two tries to ban it?

[kvotheunkvothe]