I'm not drunk enough for this

Vince | 28 | Bay Area, CA | Known Idiot. Ask him stuff. His ask box gets lonely.Don't let whatever he says here fool you... He's really not that cool. instagram.com/vcat_ | twitter.com/vcat_ | catindigamajig.tumblr.com/tagged/lolface

[catcrumb]

[peelingmandarins]

in this house we stan dionysus!

[forgotaboutdrea]

#Hermes: he’s dead Dionysus you don’t actually have to do this #Dionysus [polishing his giant wooden dildo]: I made a PROMISE (x)

[oldsongrenewed]

This is the also the myth of the creation of the dildo. And in some versions of the myth, Prosymnus’ soul was so overjoyed, that he was transferred to Elysium. That’s right, Dionysus rode Prosymnus’ pseudo-dick so good that he was moved to the Blessed AfterlifeTM

[mikkeneko]

dionysus: can’t believe prosymnus died before I could keep my promise to let him bone me the nymphs: you don’t have to, you know dionysus, oiling up the world’s first dildo: no I’m gonna

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Prosymnus’ soul literally ascended

[normal-horoscopes]

Dionysus: What do you desire as payment brave psychopomp? I will give anything in my power as a god. How about a lyre that plays itself? Or a font of endless wine?

Prosymnus, who has been sweating with barely contained horny for the entire boat ride: 

[bearditorium2]

Giovanni (Brazil)

[inaminadikaaa]

[babyanimalgifs]

When you’re sorting the tank filters and a big boye wants cuddles. 

(Source)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“Gotta make sure they are cherished”

[a-book-of-creatures]

Someone with a degree in biology please explain this, is the grouper really cruising for cuddles or are we misinterpreting its behavior?

Because it looks awful cuddly is what I’m saying

[bogleech]

Fish are WILDLY intelligent and many are so social that they naturally have social behaviors for interacting with other different species as a whole reef-wide community!! When it comes to interaction with humans, many fish can learn to recognize specific humans and increasingly seek attention such as scratches, rubs and simple play behaviors!

[giraffewannabe]

Oh my goodness

[pyrotecknikz]

Reblogging for educational purposes, and not because I’m a sucker for facts like this-

[skunkes]

[catgirlanarchist]

[commoncoldz]

[acidocasualidad]

[harlotofsatan]

I have never laughed so hard in my fucking life.

[x2lift-deactivated20151223]

i cant breath

[toastbutteregg]

[wildersage]

@douceurs

[julius-novachrono]

the more you know

[64bitwar]

this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness

[bratbeaterr]

let me suck your titties for emotional support reasons

[whitepeopletwitter]

[seabeck]

Solitude

Prints

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[wistfullycountry]

[scrapnick]

“Mixologist” shut the fuck up, say boozewizard like a fucking adult