It's heating absolute rivalry

Ruby. 28. this is a sideblog for @sorgenfalter to throw the heated rivalry overflow

[shanebug]

remember to provide your pet hockey players with plenty of enrichment!

[shanebug]

update on my pet hockey players... i think they're enjoying the stuff i put in there for enrichment...

[parcai]

i actually can’t fucking wait for ilya to be captaining the centaurs & shane not being captain for once in his life. the dynamic is so fun to me idk LOL. first of all they’re both freaky as hell, shane is absolutely calling him captain at inopportune times & ilya gets hot and bothered abt it

SECOND of all shane no longer has to be the child prodigy. like he is, obviously, and everyone knows it, but without the C on his chest and with the centaurs’ more kind, brotherly team vibe, he finally gets to just be one of the guys. no world on his shoulders, no burden

everyone pranks captain ilya & shane is sprinting in the middle of the pack from his playful wrath. everyone gangs up on captain ilya, chirping the hell out of him, and shane uncharacteristically steps in and delivers the final blow. whole team erupts, hollering, cheering, whistling, slapping shane on the back in the locker room while ilya tries to look mad but is secretly so pleased because shane is integrating so well & he loves these boys, they’re his.

idk. smth smth shane becomes best friends with literally all of them & ilya somehow turns into the greatest source of group morale on earth by being the butt of every joke & the heart and soul of the team. i need it.

[parcai]

i always believed this but this is now further supported by how happy crosby is at worlds while baby shark runs the captaincy. like BRUH shane never cared abt the politics of it all he just wanted to have fun playing his sport 😭🥺🥺

[carnationhes]

imagine ur already sober and autistic at the club and then u spot ur part time no commitment non monogamous long distance boyfriend sucking on some girls ear. and you’re gay

[hudconera]

this is like a renaissance painting

[virginshane]

@loontattoo

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[gaysie]

[knownqueerbaiter]

should’ve added “having a plug in on the ice” to my shane jock fantasy list smh

[knownqueerbaiter]

you’ve heard of a gordie howe hat trick get ready for a shane hollander hat trick (a goal, an assist, and a prostate orgasm)

[fujoshane]

i love to see this it's like yes gay guy stocks are up

[icefrozenground]

image from @shaneposting

[werewolf-transgenderism]

rip king, truly nobody was doing it for weird sci-fi and fantasy obsessed nerds like you 💔

[pretty-fishy]

I truly hope the TV show adapts my favourite scene in all of game changer books where Ilya comes out to Troy, Troy immediately asks about Shane and Ilya responds by walking away faster

10/10 response, definitely threw him off the scent

[ilyasleatherbackpack]

secret cash desk doodle

[ilyasleatherbackpack]

told my irl book club friends about connie feom admin today and they now also love her

[boitterfly]

[thisfeebleheart]

Good morning. I like you. and Ilya's pulse going so hard

[grabmyboner]

i gotta think about shane hole to make it through my day

[sexcondo]

[themoonandmyman]

I was literally put on this earth to eat dick and pussy and bleed out slowly in the snow

[boitterfly]

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

myilya has been canceled no less than 14 times