Rambly Puppy Boy Hours

MDNI He/they/it, 18, dumb puppy boy who likes to ramble, please expect less than nothing If I randomly followed you it’s because soft/dirtypuppyboyhours are my side blogs and I tried to moot you

[catlover701]

@softpuppyboyhours and @dirtypuppyboyhours are my alts

18, transmasc, slut in theory, virgin in practice, technically aroace, practically a fag, realistically a pathetic little puppy

If you see me spam liking your posts. No you don’t.

This is my main account, but it’s mostly just shitposts and the occasional (well not really occasional) mental health crisis, feel free to ignore

DMs CLOSED, am too anxious to reply, I’m sorry 🥲

Asks welcome (because humiliation in public is somehow less anxiety inducing than talking one-on-one)

[catlover701]

Mm…the subtle but unignorable and constant homoerotic undertones of sports anime…

[catlover701]

Sometimes I’ll be watching porn and come across one of those videos where there’s. Just a third girl. The other two are fucking above her, standing. And the camera is just her, licking the girl getting fucked, then looking sexily at the camera, then lick a few times, then look at the camera, and like. What is the point of that. I feel like no one would be entirely comfortable and not awkward in that situation. It’s not even sexy. It’s just lick lick 👁🫦👁 , lick lick lick 👁🫦👁, lick lick 👁🫦👁

[catlover701]

People always act like being willing to take a bullet for someone is the pinnacle of love, bitch no, I’d take a bullet for someone I’ve known for five minutes. Talking on the phone is the pinnacle of love and trust. It takes years of knowing me before I’ll talk on the phone with you.

[analog-delight]

I really think historical USAmerican queer activism shat the bed by focusing on marriage equality and not bodily autonomy

[angremlin]

It wasn't really a 'mistake' per se, except in thinking the majority of wealthy gays funding it actually had any solidarity. They sought marriage rights bc legal marriage is an important financial instrument, once they were secure in their positions it was right back to class solidarity above all.

[analog-delight]

Marriage as a legal-financial contract is a scam. Unmarried people deserve all the rights and protections afforded to married people. You should be able to name whoever you want as your primary inheritor, as someone you trust with your medical decisions, as someone you share property with. Marriage boxes out disabled people and polyamorous people as it still exists today.

Marriage as a romantic concept and marriage as a legal-financial framework should have no bearing on each other. You should have to right to associate legally and financially with whoever and however many people you want.

Individual bodily autonomy should've been the priority from the start. Marriage as a class barrier should've been dismantled.

[catlover701]

Hot take: only point of marriage should be having a party with a massive cake.

Less jokingly: no matter how close you are or how much you love each other, there are things that are, for some stupid reason, defined by marriage. For example, access during a medical emergency. If you’re not married, even if you’ve been friends for decades, trust each other with your lives, live together, it doesn’t matter. If you’re not married for whatever reason, you’re not going to be allowed to go with them to the emergency room, will have to wait longer, won’t be able to make any decisions for them because “you’re not family.” Estranged parents have a higher priority than the person they’ve chosen to spend their life with if you don’t get married.

Marriage is a fucking scam. It’s not about love, hasn’t been about love for a long long time, it’s a piece of paper to fuel the wedding industry and let the government track you. There’s nothing romantic about that.

[catlover701]

I’ve been super sleepy for the past few days, but just the kind of tired where I can’t focus, though I can’t manage to nap >∼<

[catlover701]

Unfortunately, having a “no DMs” policy outright stated in your intro post highlights the amount of people who don’t care enough to read intro posts before trying to contact you 🥲

[catlover701]

Guys should I sleep in my binder

Am eepy and don’t wanna get up

[catlover701]

Sometimes I think about how people possibly consider (American) football to be a straight thing. Like. You’re watching big men get sweaty and physical with each other in very very tight leggings.

[catlover701]

Ughhh I wish I could get a new phone, everyone’s talking about the pride hearts but I can’t see them 😭

[crossmasc]

having someone dress me up like a guy, binding my chest, packing my underwear, cutting my hair short or putting me in a wig, styling me into their perfect boyfriend before making out and feeling the body they made me would actually fix me I think

[catlover701]

25 days

[catlover701]

Fun fact: my first gender-affirming thing I bought before I came out but after my egg cracked was a pair of shoes. Size 5 boys kids dress shoes for a concert, “because all the girls shoes had open tops and I [didn’t] like that”

[roadkillfqwnn]

im putting myself down.

#fuckmystupidpuppylife

[catlover701]

*feels even the slightest bit under the weather*

*overdoses on vitamin C*

[catlover701]

My hair is so stupid. It’s so incredibly thin and fragile that I can just snap it with barely any effort (even before I started murdering it regularly), enough that I have to be careful when there are stubborn knots because if I’m too rough it’ll either pull out of my scalp or snap instead of untangling. Yet. Somehow I have so damn much of it that I use up a ton of bleach/hair dye on it every time lmao

[catlover701]

Fucking. Heat rash. Ugh.