Madztm

She/her Aroace Probably dyslexic and slightly taken over by ADHD Nicknames: Maddie or madz

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I hope everyone saw the new America Wizard side quest video, because it showed a little bit of Normie’s pyromania! I love it. The potion seller seems like he’s on something though.

Also Normie’s ability to keep control of AW is funny.

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Jason in finally finished.(this took so long)

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Florida man headcannons

Florida man has the highest alcohol tolerance.

Everyone Florida man has met, thought he was a demon. Even America.

Florida man doesn’t like ice tea after being locked in the twisted tea can for so long.

Canada and Florida have only met once and they nearly destroyed the world, so there is a mutual agreement for everyone to keep them separate.

Florida man is married to Georgia state trooper. That is the only reason he could stop Florida so quickly.

He is gay.

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OMG! They are so cute! Yes they do have matching eagle tattoos on their wrists.

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DOC is here!

- Doc is blonde. Why? I don’t know, it just felt right.

- Doc is touch deprived. Until he became friends with the AW crew, he would only make contact with people if he was trying to heal them. And a lot of people he touched died. So especially at the beginning, he was definitely weird about common things like hugs and close proximity.

After Muffles came into the group it was easier, because Muffles Loves Hugs.

- Doc bullies AW into taking care of himself. It would be the only way to get AW to eat and sleep.

- Doc is good at copying accents. He could do any accent in the world, and he does them good.

- Doc hates seafood with a burning passion. He always has, and he always will.

- Doc is Bi and poly, but he doesn’t really care for labels. He may or may not be in a relationship with MARSOC and Muffles.(ship name: MedicalMayhem)

We got the main head canons. I love Doc, he is truly amazing.

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Normie Wizard Headcannons

- He is the most protected member of the AW crew. Not because he has defensive magic, but because he is the unofficial baby of the group.(not that he knows that) He was the one to get kidnapped and shot in the same small amount of time. And everyone else, especially Jason/America Wizard, is extremely overprotective and territorial.

- Normie is like a cat. He loves being warm, and curling up near a fire. I think that even if he doesn’t realize it, he often used kitten eyes to get what he wants.

- Normie has very soft and fluffy hair. And going back to the previous HC, I think once he trusts someone enough, he will let them give him head scratches. (That is his weakness)

- He is ridden with trauma. Probably PTSD and flashbacks mostly. I also think his parents died when he was like 11-12 years old, and was basically alone until he got picked up by Jason.(he did have his other team for a bit, RIP them)

- He’s a pansexual. In this universe, I don’t think people are homophobic. I think it would be normal in this fantasy world to not be straight. I also think he goes by He/They pronouns.

- I think he is dating Jason.(I am a multi shipper, so I’m open to drawing any ship)

That’s it for now. Whenever I draw a character I will do head cannons at the same time. Everyone share head cannons that I might not have thought of, I want to hear them.

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AW crew plays uno. I made this and even I don’t know what’s happening.

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America Wizard Vines!

America: recording*

Normie- Road work ahead? Uh yah, I sure hope it does.

MARSOC: in the back laughing his ass off*

MARSOC- yo, can I have a sip of your water

PJ DOC- it’s not water.

MARSOC- vodka! I like your style!

PJ DOC:deadpan*- It’s vinegar.

MARSOC- what?

PJ DOC- it’s vinegar pus-

Ukrainian paladin: walking past the AW crew after his bar was blown up for the seventh time this week*

Ukrainian Paladin- you're all going to hell. Bye bye now.

Normie, America, and MARSOC going on a mission*

America- ok bye muffles*rolls window up* what’s up, me and my boys are going to burn down a kingdom

*America’s hat gets caught in the window of the hilux*

America- give me my hat back Normie,Normie give me my hat back.

Turns and looks at his hat in the window in shock*

America- hey I’m gay.

Normie- I thought you were American?

Muffles- muffling* hey my name is muffles with a b and I’ve been afraid of insects my entire life.

DOC- hold up, where?

Muffles- muffling* where what?

DOC- where’s the b?

Muffles- muffles screeching* There's a bee?

In the bar*

MARSOC- and they were roommates!

Ukrainian Paladin- Oh My God they were roommates!

When Normie gets tired of everyone’s BS*

Canadian Barbarian- wait what did you say?

Normie- I said whoever threw that grenade, your moms a hoe!

Florida man- holding muffles at knife point* you’ll never have him

Georgia State Ranger- and why’s that?

Florida man- because I love you

Muffles- I just can’t even *he muffles happily as they carry each other into the distance*

Normie at 10 years old- I want to be an alchemist, I want to be an alien, I want to be a trader, I want to be a medic!

Normie now- I want to have enough money to eat today!

America Wizard talking to Normie*

America- I can show you the world.

He who controls the budget- you have two dollars and three cents.

America-… I can show you my driveway.

America- looking at a spikey missol*

America- should I buy this?

He who controls the budget- no. You barely have enough money to buy food.

America- I got it

He who controls the budget- Why Would You Do That!

America- idk

He who controls the budget- holding up an empty wallet and screaming*

America- also screaming*

DOC- in winter looking at Canadian Barbarians drunk foot steps* who in the, HۥHۥHۥHۥ was walking out here bro?

Canadian Barbarian- listening to everyone argue in the hilux* why don’t we all relax and listen to the radio, would you like am of fmmmmmmm!

Normie- seeing an American map* so this one is Kansas but this one isn’t are-Kansas? America explain!

Ukrainian Paladin- talking to PJ DOC* I’m sorry about your boyfriend.

DOC- over MARSOC’s dead body* it’s ok, I’ll get through this

*looks in MARSOC’s pocket and grabs his phone using his finger to unlock it*

DOC- I just need to see… who is ‘My Muffles ;)’ on your phone.

MARSOC- stands up and runs away*

America showing Normie LED light bulbs*

America- yeh check these colors

*changes color to blue*

Normie- alright alright

*America changes it to green*

Normie- ok

*America changes it to red*

Normie- ay man, this looks pretty good man…

*America standing in the middle of the room nude*

Normie- where your clothes at?

MARSOC- ok Canada has 19 bottles of maple syrup and he gives muff~

Normie- wait why does Canada have so much syrup?

Canada- in the corner with many bottles of syrup* mind your business, Normie!

America- hey Normie what do we have?

Normie- crippling depression.

America- no in the bag

Normie- oh TACOS!

America- I got 4 hours of sleep last night

Normie- and I got 13 hours of sleep last night

Both- and the difference is nothing we’re both tired.

DOC- well I got the recommended amount of 8 hours and I… am absolutely fucking exausted, I don’t know what to do at this point.

Everyone- watching a hurricane caused by Florida man*

MARSOC- it’s rainin’ sideways!

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What America Wizard character are you?

This is an America Wizard quiz because I didn’t find one. Also thank you to Madmanfenrir for the universe you made. It’s awesome. If anyone

I made a What America Wizard character are you quiz. Enjoy it, I appreciate feedback. Just don’t be mean about it. Also if anyone wants a headcanon turned into a fanfic, I can. I have time and I’m bored.

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I just got onto tumblr and this is my first post. I was recently introduced to the America Wizard fandom, and I need someone to draw. Depending on the votes, is the order I will draw them in.

Jason/America Wizard

Normie Wizard

MARSOC

PJ DOC

Muffles

Canadian barbarian

Florida Man

Ukraine paladin

Voting ended onJun 9