utter trash

[yasmin-khan]

bonus:

[fakeeleanorshellstrop]

#confirmation that The Good Place is millennial culture™

[just-shower-thoughts]

Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.

[im-the-batmann]

[anarchyongallifrey]

[siriusblackfoot]

am I doing this right

[hotboyproblems]

When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for

[driverdaily]

Adam Driver  |  British GQ

[evil-space-husbands]

meanwhile on Starkiller Base

[schaloime]

Kylo: your hair is pretty

Hux: excuse me?

Kylo: I SAID YOUR CAPE IS SHITTY JUST GO AWAY HUX

[lettersfromadreamgirl]

okay but waking up in the middle of the night to soft rain and knowing you’ve still got hours to sleep, when you’re toasty warm and comfortable & sleep has made you forget all your worries and responsibilities and u go back to sleep feeling as content as ever

[firesuns-archive]

me thinking about how it’s almost autumn and how im gonna be thriving and baking pumpkin bread for all my friends and wearing cozy socks with ghosts on them

[marrecarandgi]

[hood-strology]

[astrokisses]

[queerscully]

me, experiencing the sudden anguish that comes with living: alright

[mausspacearchive]

fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october

[kidneys-and-custard]

Welcome to my performance of Hamilton where I play all the characters while also trying to sing the background vocals

[rosewater1997]

Worst and most surreal time of the week is Sunday afternoons when you’re like hyper aware of your insignificance and nothingness there has to be a name for this phenomenon

[maculategiraffe]

“In the end, it was the Sunday afternoons he couldn’t cope with, and that terrible listlessness which starts to set in at about 2:55, when you know that you’ve had all the baths you can usefully have that day, that however hard you stare at any given paragraph in the papers you will never actually read it, or use the revolutionary new pruning technique it describes, and that as you stare at the clock the hands will move relentlessly on to four o'clock, and you will enter the long dark teatime of the soul.”

-Douglas Adams, Life, The Universe, and Everything

[cracktheglasses]

@gentleman-caller

[urbanxdivinity]

What pleases u in bed?

sleep

[anxiousfrenchfry]

I just wanted to go shield surfing god fucking dammit

[runthatonebymeagain-deactivated]

I love this game so much

[mytrainline]