Pandomonium Paradise

my blog has been lying, I haven't studied history in years. He / Him / His

[smallwelshmonastery-deactivated]

I can never predict how weird I am going to be in a given situation and this is my cross to bear

[unpretty]

julius caesar as just Some Dude is tripping me out

[improbabledreams900]

Cleopatra:

Louis XV:

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

julius caesar yells at the einstein bros. manager daily

cleopatra is writing her PhD thesis and is sick of people undermining her intelligence

louis XV is a business professional currently being investigated by HR

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

more takes from yours truly

nefertiti is a child star who fell from grace but rose again like a pheonix

alexander the great is ***NOT GAY*** and on academic probation

caligula is under investigation by the FBI

[niuniente]

@blood-and-pepper this was made for us.

[weirdmageddon]

i am obsessed with this video

[aforest2006remaster]

wait what the hell that’s my brother

the one on the left is literally my little brother

[aforest2006remaster]

[the-frozen-city]

But you didn’t need to ask about the sewer fire??

[aforest2006remaster]

no that’s definitely true

[headspace-hotel]

I fucking love libraries man like I’ve been chilling in my college library and randomly pulling out books and today I looked at one called “medieval sexuality” and it was talking about how monks thought they should never have sexual feelings or get erections ever and there was a quotation from the account of this one monk who wrote about how a woman had to stay with him one night because she was like travelling or something and the sight of her made him so horny that during that night he had to stick his hand in a candle flame to distract himself from how horny he was and also at least one monk wrote about having homoerotic dreams about Jesus

kids these days need to open a book and be scarred for life by some obscure historical fact that they could have easily gone their entire lives not knowing

[jellisdraws]

*Opens book*

*takes 3000 Psychic damage*

*closes book*

“Neat!”

[grootpoepjeplasjehoofd]

[djzachyb]

[gaycism]

[cognitivedissonance]

This is my new favorite genre of disappointed Trump voter. Meet the Trump voter taking it in the teeth at tax time.

How unsurprising “Fuck you, got mine” becomes a simple “fuck you” in a flash…

[girlbossjodiarias]

I love this song.

[ouijawaydidhego]

[thebiscuiteternal]

Mmmnh. My mama, being a retired accountant, volunteers every year to do taxes for the elderly via a local program sponsored by AARP.

She’s only been at it for three days so far this year and has already heard this same whine from *so many* people.

[almasexya]

[stupid-dyke]

When will they learn that when republicans talk about “cutting taxes” they ALWAYS mean “for the rich only”

[nails-the-tabaxi]

[valtsv]

[steinbit]

I know we’re all pretty down rn so here, have some cute pics of svalbard reindeer

it’s the smallest subspecies of reindeer on the planet and it loves you

the svalbard reindeer is also the northernmost herbivore in the world, and during winter they survive an average of −16°C (3°F) weather

look at those small fluffy ears and kind eyes, the reindeer is cheering you all on to stay strong in these trying times 

just like the arctic winter, this too shall pass

the svaldbard reindeer proves that even under the most extreme of circumstances, life finds a way. so please, please keep on fighting

[freddieandersen]

this baby doesn’t see full sunrise for like six months out of the year and it’s still kickin

[plaguekitten]

@munindatter

[2460onetruepairing]

Now I’m imagining these are the type of reindeer that santa’s reindeer are (since in the poem “the night before Christmas” mentions eight tiny reindeer.)

[jonklassen2]

[skrytch]

[fierceawakening]

[stimman3000]

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[deathdaydreamm]

[wizardbreasts]

[lovedroughts]

[cikero]

I’m one of three (3) people on this site that plays Starcraft

[xtec]

soon to be 2

[cikero]

what do you mea

[xtec]

[melissasasina]

So...

In a D&D facebook group I’m part of, someone shared a great post from Reddit…

…and I seriously couldn’t resist drawing this…

This was fun. ^_^

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via taylor_welker)

[dorksidefiker]

I’d say that last one is a very effective ad for the product.

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[1dietcokeinacan]

The New Trend……..

[yourbigsisnissi]

Couture

[thats-so-meme]

This site killed me

[mellifexfarm]

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