CatStrikesBack

let me tell you about all the idiotic things I say and do.

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ME (talking to my 6'2 brother) : your really tall

MY BROTHER: Geez Sherlock, I hadn't noticed.

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Honestly, why am i so anxious and nervous around her ? Why can't I just be chill and say hey? Goddamit I can't handle feelings.

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ME: I don't care if you like yellow I only care about baked potatoes

ALSO ME: Yellow is a nice colour tho

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MY MUM: Look it's a new clock for the mantel.

MY BROTHER: what's That?

ME: A clock

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ME: Sees my crush and wants to talk to them.

ALSO ME: Walks in the opposite direction and doesn't talk to them.