bro PLEASE lemme get a hit

[catswithcigerettes]

Rewatching house md and this Chase guy fucking sucks. I hate him so much “she’s so fat” slog that is a LITERAL child. Speaking of LITERAL children bro kissed a 9 year old

[pukicho]

You are my canvas. My knife is the brush.

[catswithcigerettes]

Mmmphmmm ah~

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Ironically now that I have boobs I want nothing more than to be shirtless. It’s strange but it just feels more natural now I guess? Idk really.

Side note I would NEVER accept cash for seeing my tits BUT I would flash them if asked nicely. Or rudely. Or at all really

[catswithcigerettes]

I’m outside rn in short shorts and a bra and let me tell you its a PEAK gender experience

[catswithcigerettes]

I did two years of e and all got was these thick thigh and tiny tits

[catswithcigerettes]

T-girl tank crew polycule. The tank is also in the polycule. And post

[catswithcigerettes]

God j love Roblox. After I’m done playing my free AAA quality game (Gravedigger) I can enjoy some good slop (any tycoon) and they’ll be recommended right next each other. Perfect

[catswithcigerettes]

I hate when I’m trying to read smut but the smut is like 60k words but it insists it’s smut so I read 55k words then there’s no sex and I realize I’ve just been tricked into reading indie fiction

[catswithcigerettes]

I am gods most pathetic lesbian

[catswithcigerettes]

I won’t tag any of my stuff because if you want to find you should look for ME not my tags. Tags are for the weak. I’m making a cult with myself at its center

[catswithcigerettes]

Red is hot and blue is cold. Any one can tell you that, and in fact I bet they have. What they often leave out is HOW hot and cold.

Red is hot like a stove, or an ember. So hot you feel it before you touch it, so hot you have to push through years of human instinct to feel it. Red is the body. Muscles and bones, meat and flesh, nerves and vessels. It is the Id.

Blue is cold, not like ice, ice is White cold not blue cold. Blue is the refrigerant pipe under your fridge, the wet and clammy hands of a nervous lover, a frog. Blue is calculating and logical, intelligent to a fault.

Purple is weird, your cousin that’s really into Pokémon, that guy that stares at you awkwardly, the girl who doesn’t fit right. Purple stands out, whether it wants to or not. Purple is the only one of its kind.

[catswithcigerettes]

I moved in with my sister (college moment) and her friend/roommate/sorority sister and the friend has a boy cat named Kyle. My sister has 2 girl cats and is fostering a third

They are all SO mean to him and I can’t figure out why. He is such a sweet boy and loves to play and cob and he’s probably so happy to see other cats after being an only cat for so long and they all hate him :((( I’m not crying YOUR crying shut up

[shencomix]

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Alright we're doing a new story comic.

[catswithcigerettes]

HETSLOP MOMENT YESSSSSSSUHHH

[catswithcigerettes]

I wish all Kris and Noelle shippers a very TAKE YOUR ANTIDEPRESSANTS MY GOD

[catswithcigerettes]

Before I got a queen bed I used to think you guys were just greedy hoarders keeping all the soft and fluffy for yourself

Now that I have one I know this is true because I now keep all the soft and fluffy for myself. It’s SO big yay!!

[sysoterica]

sorry we've been more reblog heavy lately, we've been going through a lot and have been really dissociated...

anyway check out this miku i caught

[catswithcigerettes]

They got you in the orb too, huh mama?

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Me reading a post: woah that sounds like me :D

Post is tagged “personality disorder core”

0_o I’m sure this means nothing

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I hate when people assume my being trans is why I’m such a sick freak. I’ll have you know I worked hard to become the sick perverted freak I am today. You don’t get where I am without effort