Just A Touch Under The Weather

This is a side blog!! Sorry if you get my main but you’ll likely be able to tell. Call me A, I’m 28. 18+ blog minors DNI

[thebigchoo]

A offering to induce B because they're so stopped up and miserable with a heavy cold. To A's surprise though, when they push B's nose upwards with their thumb, both nostrils are so overwhelmingly full that massive rivulets of the stuff rolls out instantly though sluggishly.

B whines, unintentionally huffing through their nose a bit, causing the mess to bubble and ooze out slightly faster while A can only watch in horror at the realization of what they've just gotten themselves into..

[hollanovsnz]

based on the idea of routines…Ilya switching things up when he learns about Shane’s kink.

for example, he always has to blow his nose when he gets out of the shower, the steam making it both overwhelmingly stuffy and runny. normally he’d grab a stack of tissues and blow before leaving the bathroom, not yet having toweled himself down all the way, his curls dripping wet as he clears out his congestion.

but after Shane tells him that he likes his sneezes and nose blows, Ilya will first dry himself off, then sit on the edge of the bed in just his towel while Shane’s still getting dressed, curls still a little damp. he’ll grab a box of tissues and pull a few of them out with slow shfffs and some liquid snffs to get Shane’s attention, then stare him down as he blows and blows until his nose is no longer stuffy.

the room is silent other than the sound of Ilya’s very loud nose. when that nose is satisfied, Ilya grins and gives a huge, exaggerated aaahhh of relief. then Shane, who’s practically been drooling the entire time, pounces on him and they’re right back in bed where they started the morning.

[caughtachil]

Guys I wasn’t even Trying to make a mess this is just how my life is

[sickromancer]

Thinking of a really snotty hayfever. Like, that's the major symptom. Yes they sneeze some, and their eyes are a little itchy, but the most obvious way their hayfever manifests is how they seem to be blowing their nose every 5 minutes or whatever, and it is so wet every time.

[petulantpony]

the hottest girl u know has an inconveniently intense fetish

[petulantpony]

and it’s for something everyday and benign. you cant imagine the agony.

[sickromancer]

That ideal cold sneeze. The ah-part has a horrible phlegmy rattle to it, and the choo-part is eye-watering and slobbery, they need to wipe their mouth afterwards.

[boxofmushy]

and when it just sounds like it took all their energy to get it out. The build-up was like a slow climb up a steep hill.

[beauxnez]

dweeby lanky intern type with an absolute beak on him, sick out of his mind and jerking off with reckless abandon

[beauxnez]

dweeby lanky intern type with an absolute beak on him loudly and messily sneezing into his hands, and in a pure state of sick delirium and horniness, proceeding to use his own snot as lube

[itchy-nostrils]

Second Annual April Showers installation 💦

[manicpixiesneezegirl]

posting this for reasons but mostly the soft little between-sneezes moments from the two on the left

[sneezypotato]

A MESSY visual !

Hellouuu snot lovers this wav is for you ! I decided to induced and the sneezes turn messier and messier ! hope yall enjoy 🤭

[chezsnez]

me & who? 🥲

[bloodyassboots]

Weirdly horny over the idea of somebody needing to be comforted after waking up from a fever dream and freaking out because they can't breathe. Like everything about it just screams at how sick and pathetic they are. They're probably not even lucid enough to notice they're dripping.

[snezus-christ-risen]

A sick someone following their partner from room to room as they go about their usual routine, the sick one yearning for the comfort of coexisting in the same room as the person who loves and cares for them the most — not to mention the soft, casual blessings that don’t have to be shouted across the house or apartment.

[coldsandfluff]

Been absolutely obsessed lately with the thought of a sickie struggling with a stuck sneeze, and caretaker helping them by very, very gently brushing the tip of their finger under sickie's red, chapped, sensitive nose, trying to coax the sneeze out.

Caretaker paying attention to every little reaction, letting it guide them as they hover their nail under the flaring nostrils, grazing lightly here and there, teasing. The trembling breaths, the deepening squint, the slight quivering of the lip, tuning their movement to it.

Whispering, deeply entranced in their task, like "Come on... We almost got it."

And then, "There. There it is."

[blanketsnifflin]

fever progression

[itchy-nostrils]

I am weak for someone who backs away and takes several steps away from a group they are conversing with to erupt with loud and helpless sneezes 👹

Especially if they use one elbow to bury their nose into, while using the other hand to hold the first arm in place…

like they know it’s going to be a lot and are desperate to keep people away 👹

[caughtachil]

Long time no sneeze <3 praise and blessings accepted in the dm’s and in the comments~ keep it on the right side of tumblr pls, also I’m bi so aaaaanybody can feel free to comment teehee 🥰