colds & cravats 🤧

sneeze kink. she/her | well into my 30s | bi | 18+. don’t bother if you’re underage. give me a cravat and a shnoz and a cold they can’t shake.

[chezsnez]

forewarning: i find sneezes sexy if that isn't for you, 👋🏻 also, if you're a minor, 👋🏻

my wavs: i love if you love them. that makes my heart happy. but making them isn't an invitation for you to slide into my DM's, tell me you love them, ask me all the nitty gritty of what turns me on, and then send a naked photo of you with a feather up your nose, all within 5 messages. i don't talk often about my personal life on here--I don't feel like i am obligated to--but just know that i am married with a family. don't be weird.

my fics: i love to write, and if you ever have a prompt, i can try to fill it! i'm very much into period piece dramas, so that's usually my wheelhouse. you can also prompt any of my oc's! if you want to scroll the tag, it's here! - fandoms - a rainy evening - p/ride & p/rejudice, M, cold - deluge - p/ride & p/rejudice, M, cold - a dismal ride - p/ride & p/rejudice, M, cold - finding comfort - j/ane e/yre, M, cold - for better or worse - n/orth & s/outh, M, cold - painfully polite - n/orth & s/outh, M, allergies - cravat - n/orth & s/outh, M, cold - OC's - homecoming - edwardian (helen & lawrence), M, cold - a snowball's chance - edwardian (helen & lawrence), M, cold - the truth - 1920s (charles & lillian), M, cold - sisterhood of the traveling salesman - 1950s (harry & dottie), M, cold

some other tags: - cold fucker - historical handkerchiefs - snz art - nsfw - contagion

[petulantpony]

the hottest girl u know has an inconveniently intense fetish

[petulantpony]

and it’s for something everyday and benign. you cant imagine the agony.

[peter-steeles-wife]

*announcer/infomercial voice.*

you’ve heard of ‘sneezing due to being caught in rain.’

you know it - you love it.

but, have you heard of this new thing - sweeping the nation by storm?

ladies, gentlemen, and everyone in between - for your viewing pleasure, we are proud to give you:

sneezing due to being partially - or fully - submerged in a cold body of water!

clothes sold separately. tissues/handkerchiefs not included.

[chezsnez]

just sneezed so hard i spilled my coffee 🥲

[chezsnez]

🫵🏻 YOU.🫵🏻

[chezsnez]

just sneezed so hard i spilled my coffee 🥲

[dopaminty]

I see your Only One Bed and raise you: there was only one tissuebox

[dopaminty]

Two emotionally constipated pining morons on the couch together sharing a cold and the One Box, both distractedly reaching for it as both their breathing starts to hitch, WHOOPS their hands brush over it and their shocked eyes meet for THE MOST INTENSE SPLIT-SECOND before -

[moonlight-sniffles]

I WAS DOOMSCROLLING AS PER, AND GOT ABSOLUTELY JUMPSCARED:

[moonlight-sniffles]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT GETS WORSE

[chezsnez]

joke's on citrine because that's exactly how i found out i have a snz kink. just stumbled upon snzblr, found it amusing, and then never left. so hiiiii citriiiiiine, we're ready when you are!

[coldexposure]

Tonight I’m thinking about incorrigible men. 

I’m thinking about an arrogant bastard who insists with a cocksure grin that he can handle the pollen count, when he’s already sniffling after a minute outside.

I’m thinking about a rakeish Lothario who shamelessly propositions you as if he’s a dominating force of nature and not a sad, pitiful little man with a streaming headcold. Like he’s going to fuck you right and not just lie limp against the pillows as you pleasure him.

I’m thinking about smug, duplicitous men who know exactly what they’re doing to you when their breath stutters like that, when they squeeze their eyes shut and rear back, when they stutter through their sentences while hitching fruitlessly, and play it up just to fuck with you.

[snzqt]

A and B are both sick in bed, but that doesn’t stop them from having sex. somehow, it’s when they’re this vulnerable that they enjoy it the most and feel more turned on than ever. their bodies are warm and covered in sweat. their skin is so sensitive to even the slightest touch. their noses are red, chapped, and dripping with thick snot. the bed is covered in soaked tissues and the blankets are a tangled mess. they look at each other, both thinking they have the most beautiful person lying beside them

[clarkkent102000]

Ooooohhhhh my goodness i can't wait to hear those sick sneezes! Please please post as many times as you want and we will bless them all!

Please feel free to bless them all now ❤️🤸🏻‍♂️

[n0seferatu]

this is not a new thought i know but person with honeymoon rhinitis and a humiliation kink. the more you interrogate them about whats setting them off the harder they start sneezing.

[sky-snz]

“Well, I’d, *snnrff* I’d probably start over here. *hsnrg* Right besihhde… hh’right besS’ZZISSCHHhiew!! *snnngk!* Right beside your ear. *sngk!* Or… maybe right idto your… hh… hhD’ZZSSCHHhhieww!!! *snngk* idto your ear. *snngk* God bless be.

A’d, baybe thed, I’d… cobe dowd-eEY’ISSCHHIEWWw!!! *hsnrff!* -to your chest, a’d… ah-! I’d-! hUD’SSCHHH!!! Ah-! HaADZ’ESSCHHIEWWw!!! -ohh… *sdrf* … *sddrf, sDRFF!* Ugh. God. 

hhih-! *snnrff* A’d thed… I’d… *hsndrf* I’d cobe dowd to your… hhh’your stobach… heihh… ihH-? HURRUSSCHHIEWW!!! hihH?! Hrr’USSCHHiew!! … ugh. *snrfh* … *snrff!* A’d thed, I’d…

Cobe dowd here… a-hh!-a’d… hihhh… I… heiHhh… I’d… huh-! heuH-?! …. HAAADSSCHHIEWWw!!! *kof, koF!* -Haasschhiew!! heihh-?! HAAESSCHHhiew!!-aasschiew!! hihh! h’ehh??… HaAT’ESSCHHIUH-!!!

Ohh… *hsnrk!* *ahemm* Wow, what a bess. *snnngk!*”

[queen-of-handkerchiefs]

Your beloved boyfriend has come down with a very sneezy cold, poor thing. He comes to you meek and shuffling, as if telling you his plight is like going to confession.

“I think I caught a bit of a-a… ahhh! hh—hh’nggKtshh!… hht’tCHhhuu—euhh…” He sighs before finishing, “A cold.” You bless him before beckoning him to come closer and he knows exactly what to do. He mumbles, snuggling into your side, rubbing his nose with the sleeve of his knitted jumper. “I’b okay, though. Just… y’know. A little… snff! sneezy. A l-lot sneezy, actually…”

Gentle, but firm, you pull his body to your chest, noticing the little shivers that have taken over his usual, self-assured demeanour. “It’s okay, you know I’ll look after you.” You comfort him.

“I’m sorry you have to see me like this,” He whispers against your neck, sniffling pitifully. “I was gonna warn you, but I—hh-huhh—hhuh’KSSHheww-uhh!! snff—nghh, couldn’t make it past the first sentence.”

Your fingers are already brushing his hair back, tilting his flushed face up to yours.

“I think your nose might need a stern talking to,” you say playfully, though your touch is nothing but soft and loving.

“…It’s a very bad influence on me,” He laughs with a weak smile. “It’s out of c-control— hhuh… HEH’CHhhheww!! snnrk—‘scuse be…”

You kiss his forehead, it’s a little warm for your liking. “Well, don’t worry anymore. That nose of yours is mine to look after now.”

[chezsnez]

new snzfucker perfume just dropped.

[beauxnez]

dweeby lanky intern type with an absolute beak on him, sick out of his mind and jerking off with reckless abandon

[beauxnez]

dweeby lanky intern type with an absolute beak on him loudly and messily sneezing into his hands, and in a pure state of sick delirium and horniness, proceeding to use his own snot as lube

[chezsnez]

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i have never wanted two characters to share a cold more than the two in the most recent P&P spinoff 🥲

[chezsnez]

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someone prompted me a sick fic and i now have to be reeeeeal vanilla about it lmao

[chezsnez]

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i have never wanted two characters to share a cold more than the two in the most recent P&P spinoff 🥲