Master List
Hi, welcome to my blog. This is my masterlist and I plan to update it as regularly as I can. I am a lesbian so all of the sneezing will be female but caretakers can be any gender.
The Bowery Presents
we're not kids anymore.

#extradirty
almost home
Show & Tell
wallacepolsom
art blog(derogatory)
NASA
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
YOU ARE THE REASON
Fai_Ryy
The Stonewall Inn

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Product Placement

roma★
Keni

Discoholic 🪩
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RMH

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seen from Bangladesh
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Master List
Hi, welcome to my blog. This is my masterlist and I plan to update it as regularly as I can. I am a lesbian so all of the sneezing will be female but caretakers can be any gender.
Oh, slowly disheveling attempts at sneezing politely, my beloved.
“ht’shh!“
“Bless you.”
“Thank you. Excuse me.”
“HM’PCHNX!”
“Bless you!”
“Snf! Thangk you. Mby apologies.”
“HAT’SHHHH! HIT’SHH! TSHHH!”
“Oh, gosh, bless you! Are you feeling okay?”
“I’b s-sorry - HAT’SHOOO!”
“No, no, don’t apologize! Here, why don’t we go inside? You don’t look so good, poor thing…”
L/ieutenant R/iza H/awkeye your honor
I love her so much
Any and all mistakes in the line art shall be blamed on the migrane I had while doing most of it
When someone stifles a batch of itchy sneezes against the back of their hand only to realize a second later that said hand was holding precisely the object of their irritation. One they had previously been doing their best to keep as far from their face as possible. The reaction is immediate as their nostrils flare into large rings shaking with desperation. Their breath doesn’t seem to have caught the memo, hitching again and again, unable to catch. Though the moment feels long it was only a few seconds of wait before their breath finally seemed to catch. All at once they dropped the object with a clatter bending at the waist as their hand comes up to cup around their face. The sneezes explode out of them in harsh decisive bursts, some hardly waiting for their previous to finish as their nose forces them out, begging for relief from the irritant. It is only then they remember the lingering irritant on their now mucas covered hands.
Someone who refuses to stop stifling when in front of people even if it means that the fit is drawn out for hours until they finaly have a moment alone.
And the one person who makes them feel confertable enough to break that rule
Someone who has always found their sneezes to be too loud and too much
And the person who truly believes them to be the most adorable thing
Someone who hates the intamasy of people watching them loose control through sneezing fits
And the person who will cover them with their self whenever they notice their breathing pattern start to change
Someone who always seems to get stuck in a loop of hitches mind blank as they search for realif
and the person who points tilts head towards the light
Someone who will always spend the first few weeks of spring denying their allergies even as the signs become clear
And the person who carry's tissues and allergy medicine despite their denile
Someone who always pushes everyone else away whenever they are feeling perticularily germ-ridden
And the one who stays
When someone is able to successfully stifle their first sneeze but then their to disoriented to even try and stifle the next
Somebody taking off their sun glasses to clean them, sneezing on the freshly cleaned lenses due to phonic reflex, cleaning the sunglasses again, repeat.
A who always does their best to stifle and suppress their sneezes and their parter who will bang their fist on a table or wall when they see them trying in order to startle and distract them enough so they let the the full sneeze.
(They know from expirience that A is to staborn to be talked out of the habbit so they had to inprovise)
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Kink!B trapped in a room with their ex who seems to have come down with a nasty cold and also seems intent on torturing them as they audibly hitch, whine, and moan their way through their misery.
In a time meant to be spent thinking about just how much they hate A they are instead stuck in the looping memory's of all the fun they used to have when they were still together (only interupted by the odd chastized though on how to confort the poor basterd.)
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A: Hh-? Hhi-? Hh-ISHEIW! Hh'Ishtiew! Mmnh...
B: Will you be quiet I'm trying to find us a way out!
A: Snff! Guh... st- stop pretending you don't enjoy t-this and lhh-eave me to dhhie in p-peace Hh-! HITSHIEW! Mmhm
A/gathario (With better eyes)
This is a slightly different vertion of my last post because I was looking through my gallery and I realized that the eyes looked far better before I changed them last minute so... changed it back
I cant do anything for the other issues as I'm fairly sure they're too deeply imbeded but this does make me feel slightly better about it
sneezing women!! women sneezing!!
A/gathario
R/io V/idal Snzart
The 'outfits' were inspired by their outfits in ep.4 (though I couldn't figure out what flower was in Rio's hair so I just made it a lily)
I'm not super happy with this one but I did everything I could think of to fix it and I also had already scraped 2 seperate s/upercorp drafts scence my last post and felt I had it post it anyway
Hope it brught you some breif joy anyways :)
Kink!B, completly absorbed in their work, looks up to a tap on their shoulder only to see A stick their nose in a flower B is 100% sure their extremely allergic to. The reaction is imidiate and B watches in awe as A's nostrils begin to flare with urgency, their work no longer seems so inportant.
(A had decided they were being neglected)
When they try so hard to suppress their sneezes but a small little 'cheiw' or 'shh' escapes at the end >>>>>
(Of course cluing someone in on their state)
Person!B who has spent the last few hours caught in a teasing loop of hitching false starts still confidently informing their Partner (A) whenever they feel like their about to sneeze
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B: Hh-! Hhh-!
B: I- I think Im g- gonna snehh-! s-sneeze
A: Are you sure because I've heard you say that about a hundred times in the last hour?
B: y- yes I- I can feel ihi- hh-! Hhi-! Hh-?
A: Is that sneeze coming anytime soon?
*Thump of B's head hitting their desk in sniffling defeat*
Under the Mistletoe
I don't care if its summer I want Christmas Yuri sneeze
Closer
So who in the fuck was supposed to tell me about clipping layers??? Cause I just been raw dogging that shit and like wow this is so much better
Also as it turns out I really hate drawing clothes, guess I'll have to draw all my Yuri-snz naked from now on ¯(_(ツ)_)¯
Please please please I hope you write about more ''not purposeful contagion'' stuff that's the best post I've seen in for ever
When somebody sneezes into their scarf and then gives it to their cold-blooded partner to cuddle into
When someone sneezes in an empty room and covering everything in the fine mist of their coating sneezes
When somebody is trapped in their partners embrace, trying desperately to escape but unable to speak through hitching breaths until the inevitable failure comes and they end up sneezing directly on their unsuspecting partner
When a sick someone's warmth seeking partner climbs under their blanket that they had spent all day sneezing into and despite trying their best they just can't seem to remember to aim their sneezes elsewhere
When a miserable somebody drapes themselves over their partner only to be surprised by a sudden tickle, unable to turn away in time and instead bending into their partners bare shoulder
When somebody wakes in the middle of the night and is unable to think before a barrage of sleepy sneezes overcomes them, the mist coating their sleeping companion
When a kiss of reunion turns into an instant sneezing fit as their partners new perfume bothers their now sensitive nose, their partner caught in the crossfire as their sinuses desperately try and remove the irritant
When a miserable and exhausted somebody's brain is so fogged that no matter how hard they try they always seem to bring up cover just a second too late, unable to shield their partner despite their desperate attempts
When somebody's worried partner reassuringly winds their arms around them in response to their hitching breaths and no matter how hard they try they are unable to stem the inevitable explosion
When somebody expecting their usual hands free stifle gets surprised by a forceful drenching expulsion, catching their partner in their unexpected spray zone
Sorry it took awhile but I used most of them on the other post, that's also why this one is slightly diffrent.