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Okay, I laughed a bit too embarrassingly hard for all of these.

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shark vs the universe
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Origami Around
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Misplaced Lens Cap
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Andulka
Noah Kahan
occasionally subtle
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
KIROKAZE
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Cosimo Galluzzi
Game of Thrones Daily
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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@caughtthegoldenbitch
ācreative captions for old-timey booksā by SnideOctopus
Okay, I laughed a bit too embarrassingly hard for all of these.
bone healing juice
milk
blocked
this is really me
i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says ābruh.ā
deadass
can we appreciate the respectfully tho?
THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL RIGHT NOW.
You are witnessing a broken human being
This is actually me like constantly now
The older I get the more I identify with this when I come across it
I just got a new humidifier and I am fuckinā pumped
My kind of party. (via _cooper)
Wait! thereās more!
this is the best thing ever
You know that house you pass when you get lost on a back road?
Every back road in Pennsylvania has one.
The house the forest has been lazily trying to reclaim since the day it was built, tucked neatly between somewhere and nowhere?
You know the one I mean.
Itās just a house, of course. You tell yourself that itās just a house, anyhow. Youāre a rational person, and itās just a regular house. Thereās a suburb like a mile back, for Christās sake. Youāre not exactly stranded. Just lost. Itās late, and you need to turn around.
The porch is a heap of deer skulls and axes and water-logged indoor furniture, and you try to slow your breathing. Plenty of people hunt. Plenty of people chop firewood. Plenty of people survive turning around in someoneās driveway, so why are you being such a baby? What are you afraid of?
And surely itās a safer place to reset your GPS than the⦠Well, what must have been a farm, once⦠up the road. With its single, emaciated horse and its howling, feral cats and its tetanus-trap of vine-choked, scrap-ravaged cars.
Surely this is safer, you think.
And youād be right, most nights.
I mean, thereās an even chance youāll be pulling chunks of deer out of the grille of your car if you panic and drive away too fast, but thatās not the houseās fault. Thatās just Pennsylvania for yaā.
Most nights, everything is perfectly fine, and youāll laugh it off as sleep-deprived paranoia and arrive at your destination unscathed and unchanged.
But every so often⦠If the sky is clear and the air is crisp, and you listen very carefully, youāll hear meā¦
Iām there, you knowā¦
Perched on the roof, just outside of your view, just fuckinā shreddinā on this toy accordion I got on Craigslist for ten bucks. Just, like, reallllly goinā at it like you would not believe, whispering, āHell yeah,ā every few measures.
Iām getting pretty good, actually.
You guys are still yelling at me about this.
Get nalaskaed
The abbreviation for Alaska is āAKāā¦
Get nalaskaed
weāre just gonna brush past the let mama rub your meat thing huh
Nooo not the red one
Lmfaooo
I know this is fucked up but I like the added description of the sword
Lmfao š
fuck all the other bots this is by far the most ominous message iāve received
when i was 12 i got banned from yahoo answers and when i emailed support to be likeĀ āwhat did i do??ā i got a really vague answer that just saidĀ āyou know what you didā and it still haunts me to this day