[mark-helsing]

“Daddy, how did you and mommy meet?”

“Well, you see, young Rarity Applejack…”

[transjemder]

Me, eating Apple slices with my rats in the dark: were a lot alike you and i. We eat we sleep we live trapped in our comfort zones never doing anything more than the usual. Your cage is physical you have an excuse but me? What stops me from getting up and leaving all that I know? Nothing but social obligation. But you seem satisfied in your space, to climb your walls and rest and shit and eat. Perhaps there is wisdom in that.

My rats, eating apples with me in the dark : crunchcrunchcrunch crunchcrumch crunchcrunchcrunch

[a-candle-for-sherlock]

These love letters between 12th century nuns are hauntingly beautiful

"I sigh for you at every hour, at every moment, like a hungry little bird."

“Since I’ve had to be without your sweetest presence, I have not wished to hear or see any other human being, but as the turtle-dove, having lost its mate, perches forever on its little dried up branch, so I lament endlessly till I shall enjoy your trust again. I look about and do not find my lover — she does not comfort me even with a single word.

Indeed when I reflect on the loveliness of your most joyful speech and aspect, I am utterly depressed, for I find nothing now that I could compare with your love, sweet beyond honey and honeycomb, compared with which the brightness of gold and silver is tarnished. What more?”

[tendercoredyke]

i’m literally going to lose my mind?????

[vulvapunk]

me obliviously wooing my ex gf as a best friend, not realizing i wanna kiss her

[thexfiles]

a literal child: why is the sky blue?

some of yall: this filthy demon is demanding #emotional #labor of me. google is free. god i hate kids they’re so stupid

[la-catharsis]

Alexandre Cabanel - Albaydé (1948)

[caughtupinyourheartstrings]

Cabanel died in the 1800s.

[llleighsmith]

tbh i can’t wait to say “my wife” in casual conversation

[linda-belcher]

I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

you: are you okay?

me: *looks off into the distance*

me: in theory.

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

[thebeachboys-deactivated2020050]

theyre lesbians

[parliamentrook]

the money skull, reblog for money and or skulls

[perfumedanger]

How many times did this guy die to have stacked up that many eye coins?

[haiku-robot]

how many times did this guy die to have stacked up that many eye coins

^Haiku^bot^7. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Who do I read? | Contact | HAIKU BOT NO | Good bot! | Selfie | Meep morp! Zeet!

[swiftgallery]

[lecisbian-deactivated20250918]

Listen TSwift is pretty abrasive to my ears and boring to my other senses but her wardrobe people need a raise for hiding those nips.

Plot twist: she’s a robot built to take down male pop stars and empower tweens and empty nest moms, no nipples to hide!

[banallequinesports]

Bald ape racing - best show in town!

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

hi actual cannibal here just wanna say that cannibalism is NOT vore and it's totally fucking different before anyone brings it up. vore is weird as shit

never thought i’d open my inbox and read “hi actual cannibal here” before

[scooplery]

a small bird got loose in the store earlier and it was super freaking out about being inside. bonking into the lights on the ceiling, frantically squeaking, etc. so of course, i want to help this tiny critter, and the managers want it out, because we’re a grocery store and we cannot just Have A Bird.

what i MEANT to convey to my supervisor was “i raised chickens for ten years and also sometimes i catch feral pigeons in the park to de-string their feet and do first aid so if you need help catching this finch i can probably do it.”

what actually came out of my mouth was “i catch birds in my spare time.”

which was, judging by the look on his face, the most terrifying thing anyone has ever said to him.

[pipistrellus]

Abagsjsdf Liz I love u

[salzablade]

i rate fox emojis

a solid fox. good rendering. looks soft. 9/10

an adorable stylized boy!! i’d give him my wallet. 11/10

a simple boy, bold lines. but lacks personality. 6/10

she is adorable and well-groomed. i love her. 10/10

this thing ravished my trash can and stole my first born. 4/10

a tiny boy! hes shaped like a friend. 9.5/10

she is round and kind. i trust her. 10/10

a distinct style, though he too lacks any depth. 7/10

he is kind. but something behind is eyes is hiding something. 8/10

darkness consumes me. 0/10

[scottsumrners]

the best scene in the history of forever

[catsound-deleted-deactivated201]

this is going to be in history books

[thepiscesactor-deactivated20121]

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

[minotaursauce]

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

[xaldien]

“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.

[minotaursauce]

Yowch, disgusting.

[samuraiko]

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

[glory-of-hera-blog]

Always reblog this

[nygmobblepot-der-pool-deactivat]

If you Dont reblog this if u see it then i cant call u my friend

[witchofthefuture]

IF ANYONE TELLS ME THAT MEN CAN’T BE VICTIMS OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND RAPE, I AM SICKENED BY THEIR MERE PRESENCE ON MY BLOG.

If you disagree with me, unfollow my blog, block me and never look at my blog again.

If you want to debate about this or send anon’s about this, I will reply but your actions have consequences.

[witchofthefuture]

Out of 19000+ followers I have, only one of you actually reblogged about this issue, yet a lot of you have reblogged and liked a picture by playboy about catcalling and that how men should never do it.

Additionally, I have received abuse in my ask box (which I will be answering when I can) and threats. In particular death threats and rape threats.

I can see the real problem here already. Male domestic violence and rape is just invisible in our society because we don’t want to talk about this because it just damages the status quo of this fucking website.

[tarothy-deactivated20230301]

I’m a male victim of child sexual abuse. We matter. Please, reblog this.

[happerbunny-deactivated20211002]

Please never forget male victims are real and it can happen to everyone/anyone

[brightb-vt]

Make sure the romance is there on both sides people

[this-account-is-dead-ya-noobs-d]

Support our men! These victims experiences are real and valid!

[atheistpagan]

Of course.

Unfortunately though, men with a hatred of women use the above to try to undermine discussions about male violence, using the suffering of their brothers for misogynist ends.