Gotta Have All Eyes On You

[robotmango]

when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”

[berlynn-wohl]

hope it’s not too late; I made this in Scriptorium

[sillyseacreature]

He is indeed a guy

[jennamoran]

not just any guy, that's the model for the 1st edition Vampire: the Masquerade cover!

[jennamoran]

[books-bread-and-brigandage]

Fish Malk edition...

[vronahunter]

it's done

[victusinveritas]

[borkborkheresadork]

@vague-magnus-archives

[goth-queen]

[hailraykin-deactivated20230814]

Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

[animentality]

[perfumedanger]

Give em the ol' razzle dazzle.

[dinovelvet]

[dark-fri3ren]

[stainedinink-deactivated2026041]

reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock

[yellowcomics]

Not For Puppies

support me on patreon!

[ngk-they-said]

This is one of those works of art that sticks with you forever. My partner and I first saw this comic years ago and quote the “okay, but like…” in our dogs’ voice several times a week.

[mx-kennedy]

Hello! Would you like the "Where's my wife?", or, "Where's everyone going, bingo?"

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[criminallyaddictedtomilk]

[nuttysaladtree]

@elodieunderglass

[elodieunderglass]

That is very strange indeed!

[yesornopolls]

Does your most popular original tumblr post have >300 reblogs?

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Voting ended onMay 19

[bulbabutt]

i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please

NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious

[brightlotusmoon]