fourth line apologist

Hockey sideblog. Mostly Oilers/Habs Notes and follows from @convivial-conniving Panthers fans interact at your own risk Credit to @nugehopkins for the banner gif <3

[0838pm]

[neonfretra]

[Image description: GIF of a person cleaning the camera inside the ice hockey net. End description.]

[vingtcoeurs]

thinking abt them again

[vingtcoeurs]

tags via @creamsiclemelt

like what do you mean they fought for the first time in 2012 in the OHL and if today you look their names up on getty images it's just 30+ pictures of them pushing and shoving and punching over josh playing for two different teams in a 10+ year span. wdym LAST YEAR they were rolling around on the floor in front of the bench trying to kill each other. does anyone do same guy in a different font rivalry like them??

[creamsiclemelt]

i will find you

in every life

and I will

fucking kill you

[beauvilliers]

Jordan Staal scores the game winning goal!

Stanley Cup Final 2026: Round 4, Game 4 Carolina Hurricanes @ Vegas Golden Knights | June 9, 2026

[sockenpuppe]

oilers leadership re: the potential(?) babc*ck hire

[moon-honey-31]

aND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE (i walk into the room after hours of silence. you thought you'd escaped this conversation. you were wrong) WE GOT NO! CAP! SPACE!!!!!! HOW YOU GONNA PERSUADE GOOD PLAYERS TO TAKE A DISCOUNT TO PLAY WITH A COACH SO BAD SPITTIN CHICLETS DID AN EXPOSE ON HIM. DO YOU KNOW HOW BADLY YOU HAVE TO BEHAVE TO GET BIZ NASTY AND RYAN WHITNEY TO SAY YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS SPORT. WE DO NOT HAVE THE CAP SPACE TO BE MAKING DECISIONS THIS FUCKING STUPIDDDDDDDDD

[caution-wet-ice]

I actually feel really bad for murph. Its like we defrauded him somehow into thinking this was somewhere you want to be I feel like weve lied to him.

[caution-wet-ice]

nevermind Gallagher i dont care where youre from put edmonton on your no trade list before its too late

[goalplz]

and they think. babcock. will help them clear that hurdle

[purecommemasolitude]

Never feel imposter syndrome about your ability to do your job. Somewhere out there is Stan Bowman

[moon-honey-31]

it's so funny to post something being like "yeah ken holland made some bad decisions didn't he" and then get slapped in the face with "sexual assault cover-up gm wants to hire abusive coach who behaved so badly he had to leave the nhl, a place that will notoriously let any asshole in as long as they're sufficiently white and male"

ken holland im sorry i made fun of you please come back and make bad cap decisions for my team

[caution-wet-ice]

haha funny joke funny prank stan bowman we all know nobody could possibly be that incompetent you can stop pretending now. Bowman. Bowman YOU CAN STOP PRETENDING NOW 2 YEARS WAS FUCKING ENOUGH

[pissyleon]

guy we definitely want coaching the oilers

[eerilyquietglacier]

the draft has me feeling some type of way as a Charge fan

[msmargaretmurry]

"how many drinks would it take for you to kiss leon draisaitl?" (x)

[ryancartersummer]

if I was a professional hockey player you could not media train me enough to keep me from saying "do you wanna see the bruise??" to reporters asking about a hit I took. & then showing it to them

[caution-wet-ice]

[creasecrashing]

If nothing else, you can't say that Mitch Marner scoring the fastest hat trick in SCF history (6:10) followed shortly thereafter by the Canes scoring the fastest three goals in SCF history (39 seconds) isn't tremendously entertaining