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24 | texas | he/him

[defconprime]

Morn sketch card by Dan Borgonos

[teaboot]

Mushrooms and Jellyfish are Cousins. I won't explain myself. Interpretation is the burden of the witness

[important-animal-images]

[katameme-deactivated20250120]

[teamwhimsy]

Oh my God my vandalism has escaped containment

[nonasuch]

[sleepy-bebby]

Baby Clifford & baby Snoopy

[misc6x6]

[omomix]

it was just a misunderstanding

[omomix]

post-timeskip

[spirkbitch]

star trek writers need to accept that they are Never beating the gay spock allegations

[garaks-padded-bra]

EXACTLY @bones-heel-bounces

[dateamonster]

[goodnightguys]

[bernard-jackson]

[dogposts]

well, if i fit...

[taya-ki]

Finished the colors on this one!

[dogposts]

best. stick. ever.

[osabishi-yama]

小さめピーマンのピアス

[fresh-bag-of-ham]

can we please just. all be aware of the marvelous fact that this shop seems to specialize in hyperrealistic food accessories and also sells the following:

crispy bacon cuff bracelet

nigiri plate phone case

salami necklace

flatbread pizza necklace

eggs and bacon chestplate with fork and knife defensive spikes

t-shirt that you spilled a bowl of rice onto and it stuck there for some reason

spaghetti bolognese on head

[leolaroot]

klingon twink . or a vulcan bear even. listen to me im just fuckin saying words. butch betazoid. yeahhhh you liked that one.

[dirtgnome]

these are so gnomecoded

[perfectlyripeclementine]

calling my lover "mine" but not in the way that my toothbrush or notebook are mine, mine in the way my neighborhood is mine, and also everybody else's, "mine" like mine to tend to, mine to care for, mine to love. "mine" not like possession but devotion.

[dogposts]

[vampurrring]

If my silly levels get too low I die

[schmata]

emotionally competent cassowary