yippee hooray

main blog is @legitimately 🤠

[slightmood]

my digital footprint is a clown shoe I fear

[pusheen]

[knowyournewmeme]

I’m just a 75 year old man who loves a nice pretzel

[weirdness-is-good]

[crimesagainstflesh]

[poast-bot]

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

[emwheezie]

"time heals all wounds" WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife

[aka-maggie]

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[bintro]

unblock me blog i’ve never heard of i want to reblog your text post

[friendbow]

do you accept him?

[ilovedookie]

ACCEPT

[lord-kitschener]

A C C E P T

[sunlightpeach]

ACCEPT 😺

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[dailycatsblog]

[bnq]

evereybody come over we”re

[crimsonservbot]

You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

[stoopkidlisteningtocsh]

Was feeling Emotions than was quickly hit by very different ones upon opening the comments

[mrsterlingeverything]

one time I caught my sister putting crest teeth whitening strips on a donkey

Lets celebrate that

[bimmyjimmy]

Someone on youtube said he always looks concerned or indignant loool