[Black Parade]

Cyborg deergirl with a bat. It/They, Minors DNI. Muppet Superhell rp blog

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Guess it's about time I make one of these...

Hey... This stuff's awkward as hell, but everyone else has one so... yeah, I'm The Roaring Knight. You can call me Knight, or The Knight. Only a few people get to call me my actual name (you know who you are).

I mostly just stick to talking to the people in Muppet Superhell, but if you wanna send an ask I guess you can... weirdo.

DNI:

Asgore... Just don't man.

Weird scientist... I'm already getting over one set of scientist screwing with my life, don't need another group.

Pickup Truck owners... Nothing against you personally, just bad memories.

Bootlickers... I'm a 19 year old in a band that carries around a baseball bat, why do you think I don't want to talk to you?

People who can't get over me swearing... I swear a lot, fucker.

Minors... Except for Soli... Soli's cool.

Lucille... If I ever see you again, I'm going to make sure you live. Live and fucking hurt.

Commonly used tags:

#Jude <3... For my goth girlfriend.

#Em<3 ... For my goo girlfriend.

#Swatchdad... For my adopted dad

#Momloca... For my adopted mom

#Auntie Krill... For my aunt I adopted

#Horsecee... For my friend and therapist

#Rockerman Cay... For my badass jam bro.

#Mochalatte, #Adorable Girl Soli ... For my rivals/positive

#Vinny Vox ... Hope things work out for you...

#TV TIME... For the uncle I adopted.

#Dee Devil ... For the guy who'll tell me I'm being an idiot.

#Lucifer the Lord of Wieners... For my rival's bitch ok dad who lets me steal his green.

#Knightly Court... For when I feel like just being alone

There's a lot more, but these are the important ones and the ones I use the most.

Tags you might wanna block:

#dogboy... For the semi-secret blog that has some spicy stuff on it that I follow.

OOC:

The Roaring Knight sprites are from Deltarune.

The Knight Splat sprite is from a Tumblr user (if you can tell me who, message me and I'll give them the credit they deserve)

Dess talk sprites from Deltatraveler.

[totallynotlondon]

Girl, how did you get mafia kidnapped?!

long story

short answer my friend was a dumbo and got his phone hijacked and then i go 2 hangout thinking its him and i got bagged

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Damn...

You doing okay? Sheepinator going to rescue you? You need anything?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Thinking of doing something, might wait until after I visit Cay this week.

[savethelifeofmychild]

having to eat food and take showers is ruining my life

[gothhabiba]

I love not playing along

[gothhabiba]

"she's gained a lot of weight lately" "oh, good for her"

"on the wrong side of 40" "huh, which side is that?"

❗️I am not playing along with you❗️

[depsidase]

[headspace-hotel]

[katacala]

Something that gave H.P. Lovecraft nightmares is the work of my favorite artist. In "At the Mountains of Madness" he specifically mentions "the strange and disturbing Asian paintings of Nicholas Roerich."

This is what Roerich's paintings look like:

[chaifootsteps]

#hp lovecraft thought penguins were grotesque and horrifying#he was not a difficult man to frighten

[bebx]

[hylltonart]

Finally finished painting this fantasy character!

timelapse

[spoonwizardd]

gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets

[milkflys]

[moonlights-shadow-warrior]

[internet-or-sleep]

Those tags had me weeping actual tears of mirth holy fuck

[mightyoctopus]

[ID: Tags. #masc? Phew! We thought it was your real face Whoaaaaahohohohohohoho

ID 2: more tags. #Female presenting nipples? | wish she'd present the end of the show! #ooooohohohoho #You know some audiences struggle with singular they. *They're* struggling with singular audience! #BAAAAWHOHOHOHO #After a performance like that I'd change my name too! #WAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #How many trans people does it take to change a lightbulb? #I don't know - how many trans people does it take to change a lightbulb? #I don't know either but it's got to be more exciting than this #ooooohohohoho /end ID]

[itsblosseybitch]

Made a new poster! :)

[zwoelffarben]

[lilyblisslys]

the main trick to dancing at a goth club is:

1. Imagine you’re a powerful wizard

2. Imagine you’re channeling mana for one of your strongest spells

[lilyblisslys]

3. you can also pretend you’re a deep sea predator pretending to be aquatic plant life drifting in the currents to attract prey

[nudityandnerdery]

Kids today need to learn how to pull the evil taffy.

[madfishmonger]

4. Brush away the spiderwebs in the vast and mysterious crypt you're exploring

[mizinhw]

The deltarune fandom really has a problem with black and white thinking, which is really ironic bcs we have a lot of morally gray characters in this, we have kris, tenna, carol, noelle (in weird route), queen, some that i problem ain't remembering rn, but for what i saw it has been a problem since undertale, don't know why but its really 0 or 100 here

[sailor-guardian-multitude]

Yo, I'm tagging out these kids are killing me at Mario Party.

Hehehe, alright. I'll be over in a bit!

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Thanks Multi. Fair warning: be prepared to learn about a political romance space opera.

[departmentq]

This is the world capitalists want to return to.

Instagram

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you were almost turned into a vampire, but before you could be fully turned, the vampire was staked. This left you with a vampire weakness, while still being human.

Spin the wheel to find out your weakness!

How much does this effect you?

Nothing changes

It's inconvenient but I can deal with jty

It will be hard to adjust but I'll figure it out

I don't know if I'll be able to live like this

Maybe I can find another vampire to finish the turning?

I might just kill myself

Results/other

Remaining time: 1 day 19 hours

thanks @theemmjay for submitting this poll idea!! Seriously it's such a cool concept I love it so much

[thatskygirl-deactivated20170403]

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Okay... kids are asleep, I think I can make the call now.

*Dess walks into the living room after shutting Junior and Atlas' doors, pulling their phone out and starting a video call with both @goojesusofhell and @caycayslider.

Hey, I think we need to talk about some stuff...

[goojesusofhell]

…this sounds pretty serious. what’s going on?

[caycayslider]

dman you acan barely seee me the cameras so beisted lol.

oh shit. puttin on wmy seriosu hat. whats up?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Okay... So, I don't really know how to say this without both of you getting pissed or worried, so I'm just going to say it.

... Lucille is alive and she's still in Ohio.

[goojesusofhell]

…ah. bad. i mean, we knew she was already alive probably, but shit…i thought she would’ve dipped by now.

[caycayslider]

k buit liek.. hwowwww do you knwo that??

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

So... When I first went up there to get some books at the library, I met this really weird librarian who just kind of wanted me to leave. Turns out, that was her.

I... kinda went off the deep end and went after her to try and get Gaster, he was in a bucket that she had. I figured if I killed her, she'd just get a new body and I couldn't go to the cops because... Well, she's got a fucking bench with her name on it outside the police station, and the cops where kind of shit at stopping her anyway.

I tried to keep an eye on her, but... with the shit going on, she slipped out and moved... Probably when I was down here at the beach and Ellie was working on helping out with graduation stuff.

[goojesusofhell]

…

[caycayslider]

k.. thatsa liek. a lot. whyyyyy are tyou sayin thsi now though? is it cause of sthe flowersz thing?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Yeah, the flower thing is part of it, but... I got pissed seeing that she did that to you, so I snuck out of the graduation party. I went over to send her to the hospital, but... she was gone. That's how I found out she moved.

She left me a note, saying not to look for her, and the back said this was her last warning. The... it was written in ashes...

*Dess sits down, moving the phone so that it doesn't have to look at the two of them in the eyes.

[goojesusofhell]

wh-d. do u know who’s…? also, less important probably, but what “flower thing?”

[caycayslider]

uhg yeag. she lesik preeorderd flowers formy gradautoin. liek. in april. so. yeag. fuckesdf up. nsot as fuckesd up as mysetery ashes thoug

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I think...

*Dess closes their eyes for a second, their left hand rubbing their right before they grab the phone again.

... I think they where Gaster's ashes. I think I saw a burnt out plastic bucket in the corner, and... He did show back up in Hell...

Either way, she's still out there...

[goojesusofhell]

ohhh this is so fucked up…so like…why tell us all this, exactly? just 2 scare us, ooor…?

[caycayslider]

and leisk.. whos gaster? do wer care aboiut him>??

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

He's the scientist guy who put me in that Black Rock. He's the reason I have angel powers, and he's an asshole who possessed my dad and stabbed me, so... yeah, he's a dick.

... I want to bring her to Hell, I want her to pay for everything she's done.

[goojesusofhell]

rrriiiight…and how are we supposed 2 do that, exactly? u said urself that u don’t know where she is.

[caycayslider]

i mena . . she apprearnyl knwos where we are

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

... Why would she let that bouquet go through to Cay at all? Why not cancel it?

She still cares about people, or at the very least she still cares about Cay. We could use that to lure her out...

[goojesusofhell]

…

that seems like…a really bad idea, but…

it’s ur call, cay. since u would be the bait.

[caycayslider]

oh shweet. i always wantewd to tbe wanted. so waht do i go lay on the train tracks or somethin?

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

I... No, I think we need to figure out an actual plan so that you're not actually in danger. Cuz like... we've got me, Ellie and Susie up here, Ellie still has her Knight powers and apparently Susie's good in a fight so you'd have people watching out for you for... whatever we figure out.

[goojesusofhell]

and whatever we do, i wanna be there as well. it’ll be easier 2 bring her in that way. plus, i can have the parasite infect the area in case she tries 2 run.

[caycayslider]

oh yeag. shes for srue gonna try and run. and liek. gotta also make sures she dofesnt liek. kisll herseldf first.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Shit, yeah if she gets desperate she's going to try and leave us with a dead Lucille or Lydia or whatever her name is and just go into another body...

We'll be going non-lethal for sure... We could get a knock out laser from Krill.

[goojesusofhell]

and i can talk 2 multi about getting a cell ready for her in the mgpa prision. i’d rather not keep her in the condo’s dungeon for…obvious reasons.

[caycayslider]

yeag that diungerons is fucked. you should make it infot liek.. an undergrioufn pool or soemthgin.

an liek. theres alsdlo natuers reset heh.

oh. you acant see casue my cameras shti. but liek. the back of te head. pop. reset

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Dude! An underground pool would be so fucking good! We could have everyone over, I could start swimming more, could see...

...

Anyway, yeah, the sweet spot!

So, how do we set up the trap? Like... how do we make it seem like Cay's in danger?

[goojesusofhell]

hmmm…we’ll definitely need like…a good location. somewhere kinda spooky, maybe?

[caycayslider]

leik the abandoned mine? i wrnt there oence with soem classsamtes casu we ewere fuckin artound. its liek. ok if yourte int he rirghtr spots btus its creeeeeppy as fuuuuuck

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

... There's an abandoned mine in town and you never told me about it? The hell man, that could've been a cool ass hangout spot!

Anyway, that does sound like a good spot. Not a lot of places to run, easy to hide in, spooky.

[goojesusofhell]

and we can easily fake some kind of disaster there 2 get her attention! just like…send me the location so i can let the parasite do its thing, and we’re set!

…and we should probably like…also tell dad about all this.

[caycayslider]

uh yeag bc i didnt want to die in a rockslide lols. we can totoalyll pretensd theresssa a rockslside thoguh. sunglasses emoji

ook do we gotata though..? theyre goanna be all liek. anxios and shti

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

... Nah, I'm with Em on this one, bro. If things go wrong, it's better that your dad knows so that he can send out Jane or someone to help us out. That and keeping people out of the loop has never ended well for any of us. Ever.

[goojesusofhell]

and it’d probably be more stressed out if she thinks ur actually in danger, so…

[caycayslider]

oh yeag.. ok fineeeee but youre tellin it not me

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Fucking okay I guess!

... So, abandoned mineshaft where we have a fake rockslide happen, but we have a trap set up instead. I've got that right, right?

[goojesusofhell]

sounds right 2 me. and assuming all this actually works, i’ll bring her back down 2 hell with me and lock her up.

[caycayslider]

adn backup. noddin emoji. np more eviel hospitla thanks.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Don't worry dude, if anyone gets hurt I'll just heal them up. Fwahaha!

I think we've got a plan, now we just need to execute it and bring that bitch to Hell.

[goojesusofhell]

…u can do that?-nevermind, not important right now. i’ll check out the mineshaft once i have the location and let u know when it’s sufficiently infected.

[caycayslider]

cool and isll practivec my 'guy ewhos stuck in a rocksoleide and totatlly doesnt know" voice. and leik. i can go with you and psoint at rocks nasd shit. have funnnn talki to daaaad heh heh

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

... I can never tell if you're joking or not when you ask me to go point at rocks with you, man.

And uh... I'll explain the healing stuff later. I'll get everything ready on my end, I should be able to swap with Multi for baby sitting duty tonight, so I'll be good to go.

[goojesusofhell]

sounds like we got a plan then. let’s fuckin do this.

[caycayslider]

im so sersious about rocks. and in genreal. im such a serious dude.

[ther0ar1ngkn1ght]

Riight... I'll call Multi. Fwahaha!