Cazzys Diary

Woof X3

[sheikahfication]

When I get a boyfriend I’m microchipping him

[cazzys-diary]

Not chipped, but covered in bracelets I’ve made him :3

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[cazzys-diary]

FYI, if I ever text you !! just know that’s my ears perking up or me getting startled like a Pokémon.

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[preciouspaws]

mentally im sitting by my owner's legs so they can pet me while they read :3

[aldenisalive]

me when my brain goes soft and fuzzy and suddenly ive been chewing on smthn for like 20 minutes

[cazzys-diary]

I eat pencils

[aldenisalive]

this is who you’re asking to do college calculus

[puppy-want-a-break]

The pet section in stores is calling to me like an angel and I am too weak to resist

[lemonsharkbite]

Puppy does NOT want to go to school

[cazzys-diary]

Puppy did NOT want to go to school today… BUT. He did anyways and he finished a big foreign language test! Be proud of puppy…

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[cazzys-diary]

Puppy is COLD. Puppy is HYPER. Puppy wants owner to let her lay in his lap with 5 hundred million billion blankies.

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[inkcobwebs]

i am not meant for casual i was born for soul crushing devotion

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[cazzys-diary]

Mmmm collar!!…. Today is me and silly billy boyfriends anniversary and he got me a collar… it’s pretty and greenish teal and has a big buckle… It’s so pretty but I don’t wanna put it on til he puts it on me himselffff or says that I’m allowed to… mmmmghhh… Collar!! Yayy!!!

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[cazzys-diary]

Nnngh I love him I love him I love him!! It’s not fair… Not fair I can’t live with him already, not fair I can’t wake up next to him, not fair I can’t go grocery shopping with him, not fair I can’t brush my teeth next to him, not fair I’m not cooking by his side, not fair I’m not resting my head on his knee after a hard day at work, not fair I can’t have my tea next to him on the porch, not fair that he’s not coming home to me waiting at the door like a puppy waiting for their owner to return… It’s not fair how much I need him, I dunno if I’m quiet about it but shiiiiiiiit I love him so much. I need him.

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[cutepupppy]

I wish I had a tail so everyone knows how happy and excited I get when they talk to me. I could just wag my tail and maybe they’d give me belly rubs for being cute, just a small thought..

[cazzys-diary]

I wish I could wear my tail in public guhhhh…..

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[hysteric-boy]

I wanna be a dog outside of sexual stuff. I wanna be referred to as puppy or pup. I wanna play ball with my owner, and not have to use words. I wanna lay by their feet, lick their face, and play tug o war with stuff. I wanna bark and howl and whine and do tricks!! I wanna jump up on their lap and knock them over when they come home.

I’m so sad. Why aren’t I dog? I wanna be a dog so bad

[cazzys-diary]

You are dog… if you believe it… in ur heart… woof

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[cazzys-diary]

Dude what eeeevil bat did puppy get bitten by… Why am I literally rabid for him</3 Puppy needs help…. I CANNOT wait another 22 hours to see them :(( I can’t keep huffing his jacket and wishing he were here, I need them NNNNOWWWW!! Huff… I am NOT a needy puppy.

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[hysteric-boy]

Lalalala boyfriend lalalalalla shark tunnel lalalalalala

[cazzys-diary]

Puppy needs aquarium date with boyfriend sooooo bad…

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[lycanthrapist]

actually what i need is a chewtoy. puppy wants to chew. puppy wants to mark up its toys and be told its a good puppy and be praised for biting and chewing and bruising and breaking skin and i,, wwwuuuufffffffffff

[cazzys-diary]

Puppy wants to mark up their cute little toys and hear em squeak and whine…

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[cazzys-diary]

I cleaned my whole house AND got all of my homework done (I love being almost done with schooling), call me a good puppy NOW!!!

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