i guess we've reached my ascension arc.

I do spooky stuff. Sometimes I roleplay. Read my about and rules before following. Commissions open I guess.

[cryptotheism]

whyre you such an insufferable f@ggot

Lmao this isn’t TikTok you can just call me a faggot

[the-haiku-bot]

Lmao this

isn’t TikTok you can just

call me a faggot

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[cbapk]

dont tempt me to send you prompts bc i will send u so many and all of them will b about my boi evan

do it

send me prompts about ev

do not threaten me with a good time you goob

-A

[cbapk]

also idk who cares but i am back on my jennings twin au bullshit and i might be posting something new soon

maybe

we’ll see if i get enough of it written to even justify posting it as an unfinished concept lmao

-A

[adhd-sonic-the-hedgehog]

SONIC X + SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 2

Sonic X: "Super Sonic Hero Appears!" ("Chaos Control Freaks") [2003] Sonic X: "Dr. Eggman's Ambition" ("Missile Wrist Rampage") [2003] Sonic X: "Clash! Sonic vs. Knuckles" ("Cracking Knuckles") [2003] Sonic X: Fierce Fight! Sonic Baseball Team" ("Unfair Ball") [2003] Sonic X: "Birth! Super Sonic" ("Countdown to Chaos") [2003] Sonic the Hedgehog 2 [2022]

[thelesbianjeffthekiller]

everymanHYBRID is hell because they'll make you witness the most heartbreaking relationship between Jeff who's been forced to raise his younger brother. The brother, Alex, who has become delusional from the grief after the violent death of their parents and now more recently his dog. And Evan who's doing his best to step in from emotional support and in a way help to coparent alex despite the fact Jeff refuses to take him to the hospital in fear they'll take him away. And on top of this there's at least three paranormal entities treating their lives like a fucking game. And then it cuts to Vincent who's rizzing up a fucking librarian for some reason I fucking guess.

[ovkiianos]

Slenderman but instead of standing still and staring at you he just SPRINTS at you full speed

[questionthewitness]

the best type of horror is just three to four guys going through the worst fucking time of their lives and having incredibly unhealthy relationships with each other. oh and slenderman is there too

[sweetie-vee-deactivated20250206]

Slenderman series be like “put those mentally ill white boys in a predicament” and it works on me 100% of the time. I love it.

[cbapk]

im taking writing prompts again, if anybody’s interested

and by “prompts” i mean like

quotes, one-word prompts, etc

not full-fledged story ideas

i just need to get back into the swing of writing for fun instead of feeling like i have to lol

-A

[cbapk]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 50/75 (read the first chapter here)

Fandom: Everyman HYBRID, Tribe Twelve

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence, Also Cannibalism

Updates Tuesdays or Thursdays, when it updates.

[cbapk]

this is the greatest day of my fucking life lmao

-A

[thingsisaidweredumb]

i love how this website decided the ides of march is a week long thing this year

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

The idea of stabbing the absolute FUCK out of some rich powerful asshole who has been making life suck for the masses DOES have a certain extra appeal this time around, yes.

[cbapk]

Me: Yo what the fuck is up with my dashboard? Why is this post my husband reblogged a week ago showing up midway through posts that it reblogged today?

Me: *checks my settings*

Tumblr: Best stuff first is on :]

Me: Well turn it the fuck off then?????? How am I supposed to read back through my dash like the morning news if it’s all scrambled based on some baseless algorithm instead of being in chronological order?????????????

-A

[cimicherrychanga]

skeletor big naturals.

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

who else is literally dead but keeps coming back n doing this shit

[ladybender]

...Would you fuck a clone of yourself?

[themadcapmathematician]

This is the first time ive seen this meme used and it wasnt only in character but also literally sounds like actual dialogue from the series itd paired with

[retroactivelover]

Benadryl madness masterpost