─ 🖤 black no. 1

thirty-three years old. dancer, actress, in many ways a pretty cool human being. a latvian-born canadian with enough of the russian blood inside me to down a whole bottle of vodka before you can even say 'that's not all that impressive'. somehow found myself among the cast of celebrity big brother, and not really complaining. i mean, not the worst place to suddenly find yourself in, am i right? please donate to stand for the silent, too! stay strong and carry on... or else i'll show those bullies why you don't mess with a girl like me. and them's the facts. [ written by ursie. ]

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Have you ever gotten into a fist fight?

"Oh, have I! Okay... yeah, that sounded like I was way more excited about it than I really am. I have gotten into a couple of fist fights at some point in my life, but I prefer trying to deal with a situation without violence. However, some people... just doesn't seem to learn in any other way..."

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honesty hour!

ask my muse anything, nothing is off limits and they have to answer with complete honesty. 

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lukexpasqualino:

“….Definitely woulda been something. Oh? Well…I mean I think you should have. It probably wouldn’t have been the first one they got honestly… But uh–…. yeah. Yeah I guess we can uh..do that.”

“I don’t know... maybe I did, but my brain wanted to save me from embarrassment and blocked it out of my memory? Because it definitely sounds like something I would do, to be honest.” She soon disappeared from view and just a moment later returned with a first-aid kit in her hands, motioning for Luke to sit down in front of her. “Name’s Ksenia, by the way. Not necessarily the best of circumstances to get to know each other, but I thought it would’ve been a bit easier if you knew my name... at least.”

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zayncooper:

‘You’ve got me kind of curious now. Who else? —— Kong. Everytime.’

“Oh, there’s plenty! In cinema? Jules and Vincent takes the cake, for sure. And I swear, I’m not biased because Pulp Fiction is one of my favourite films of all time. When it comes to music, Freddie Mercury and David Bowie was an incredibly iconic duo of two icons. So, that counts. You can’t forget Calvin and Hobbes! They still hold up as one of the best duos of all time to this very day! — I’m with you one hundred percent; monkeh over the overgrown laser lizard, any day. Plus, Kong was only destructive because humans, unsurprisingly, decided to mess with something they shouldn’t have been messing with. Godzilla just went bonkers on Japan for no reason. So... yeah, it’s Kong for me, mate. The bigger question is... are we gonna get our dicks out for Harambe as soon as Kong is on screen? Because I’m ready if you are.”

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lukexpasqualino:

“….Wouldn’t that be funny. You never know, maybe I did. Eh…around here with so many people to compare to, it’s really just a face. I uh… I guess you’re right though. I’m starting to think I’m not going to avoid those comments no matter what we do though.” 

“It would have, wouldn’t it? Hey now, don’t say that. Not when you’re talking to a girl who spent her early twenties scream-crying at her television set and preparing to write very angry letters to some British TV network about the death of one Frederick McClair. — So... come on. Let’s see what we can do about cleaning that up for ya... what do you say?”

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KSENIASOLO: It’s a hot girl summer. Am I doing this right? #cbb #LA

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madelaine-petsch-xx·:

“I understand the whole playing hard to get, but if I remember correctly I was promised a round two. And I’m beginning to lose my patience.”

“Playing hard to get? Oh, I am definitely not doing that, tsarina. Would you believe me if I told you that I was saving my pocket money for this ‘round two’? Because, honestly, that’s exactly what I’ve been doing. When your first date is a helicopter ride with the fanciest of dinners to follow, I can’t drop my game with something super lame. The queen deserves only the best.“

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lukexpasqualino:

“…well… you should see the other guy, honestly. I think it uh.. really just makes it look worse than it is ‘cause it’s the face, you know. And I mean..if it’s a bandaid kind of solution how bad can it be?” 

“See, for a moment I was hoping to turn it into a joke and find out that you just fell down a flight of stairs or something, but I guess everyone gets up to different things in their free time. — You’re right. It looks worse because it’s the face; and a pretty face, at that. Well, some bandaging is not a bad idea; especially because it’ll make it less obvious for the others to notice. Might help you avoid even more questions about what happened and comments that you look like you just decided to fist-fight a hungry and angry Smokey Bear.”

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lukexpasqualino:

“It’s better than it looks, honestly.” 

“Sure, and next you’re gonna tell me that I should’ve seen the other guy. — You really don’t look good at all. Let me at least help you clean up? Get you a band-aid or something?“

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cbbandrewlincoln:

“I really thought the apocalypse had happened in here… it’s been that dead. How is everyone? What have you all been up to?”

“I guess it’s been that time of the year for everybody, all at the same time. I personally was just lurking around, seeing if anyone else were up to something fun. You know — silent, but deadly... or something like that.”

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@karakillmer: look I'm not blaming anyone but somebody ate the last of my cookie dough ice cream

@karakillmer: I'm not mad, I'm just dissapionted

@kseniasolo: in my defence, @karakillmer, i didn't know it belonged to someone in particular. i just thought it was... you know... freebies.

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zayncooper:

‘You and me both. —— How can it not be good? It’s Godzilla vs. freaking Kong. Name me a more iconic duo.’

“Umm— I probably could name a few, but let’s not delve there and ruin the surprise for ourselves. Now, the most important question, who do you think’s gonna win?”

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zayncooper:

Not to sound dramatic, but if someone doesn’t watch Godzilla vs. Kong with me tonight, I might cry. You in?

“Oh, dude. Fuck yes! I’ve been waiting for something this epic since I was a baby. I think... Yeah. Let’s go with that. This better be good, or else I’ll write an angry letter to whoever decided to pitch this idea.“

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cbbnina:

‘Sorry, girl. I probably should’ve warned you about my motto. The one that says if a work-out ain’t a work-out worth doing unless it makes you wish you were dead at least once. Preferably twice,’ Nina spoke, amusement evident as she dabbed her damp forehead with a cool towel. She’d worked herself pretty hard too. Always did. Exercise wasn’t just a therapy or necessary. It was a hobby too. She was damn near addicted to that burst of adrenaline and endorphins that came through everytime. ‘Damn. A burger, fries and another burger. Who knew that was the elixir of life?’ Made sense though. Sounded delicious too. Breathing in deep, as if preparing herself for the ache, Neens pushed up to her feet with a groan before offering a hand to Ksenia too. ‘I tried to tell ya. I’m a personal trainer in training. I know how to make a gal sweat.’

“No, I’m totally with you there. A good work out is supposed to be tough as shit, but damn... that was some next level stuff, I think I’ll be sore for the next week,“ Ksenia managed a breathless chuckle, to try and hide the aftermath of the work-out session she just experienced. “The car accident was almost twenty years ago now, and I think I just got reminded that my back can still hurt so much,“ Ksenia added with a burst of laughter to try and cover up the comment with some amount of playfulness that would make it a little less... real. After all, the last thing she wanted was for Nina to feel like she was responsible for any kind of pain from an injury that happened ages ago. Guilt-tripping was not something Ksenia wanted for others, not in a hundred years. “Yeah... so, how about we go get those well-deserved snacks, aye? Before our muscles get so sore we can’t get up from the floor.“

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madelaine-petsch-xx:

Madelaine was aware of her effect on people, she had a natural beauty that was ravelled by many. She was took no issue in flaunting it, after so many years of being bullied for her looks. All the school, there cruel comments about her naturally red hair, her big lips, and her pale skin. She was glad she’d never listened though because it meant she had this effect on people. The woman across from her was nothing to be scoffed at either, she had a similar natural beauty. And the fact she let her hair not be tamed, was something that intrigued Maddy to no end. And that little black dress was showing every single part of her figure perfectly. The redhead recrossed her legs over and smiled. “If you satisfy me enough with your company, this date might even include the stereotypical night cap.” The flirt left her easily. “However do not touch my feet, I hate people touching my feet.” Her mouth pursed as if to prove her point. “However I wouldn’t mind testing out your hand skill in other ways.”

If somebody had told Ksenia, while she was binging Riverdale an episode after an episode, that one day she was going to be in a helicopter with the one and only Madelaine Petsch, she would’ve scoffed that somebody in the face and told them that shit like that doesn’t happen to her. There she was tonight, sitting right next to a drop-dead-gorgeous woman that caused insane palpitations of her heart; sometimes crazy 2 AM fantasies do come true after all. Ksenia’s bottom lip slipped between her teeth at how suggestive the words that had left Madelaine’s lips ended up sounding like. Did she intend them to? Was she aware of her flirt? Did she have to try or did it come as natural as breathing to the younger female? A soft chuckle left Ksenia at the mention of Madelaine’s feet and she nodded, with another bite on her bottom lip. “No foot massages, got it,” she nodded. Her hand casually reached over to rest on top of the knee of Madelaine’s crossed legs, fingertips tenderly stroking the skin, if only for a second. “These miracle fingers are all yours,” she whispered, leaning in a bit closer to the other woman. “Test them to your satisfaction, my Queen.”

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