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M/South Park, CO

[ccartman]

Eric Cartman RP blog

Don't follow if you're under 18

18+ topics obviously

Icon art cred 🦊 <3 (ILY)

Age varies based on rp

I have no triggers. If you do, this probably isn't the blog for you. I usually try and tag anyway, but overall this blog can contain anything not limited to gore, nsfw situations, csa mentions, violence, etc etc whatever you get it

DON'T rb roleplays unless we're friends

I tend to rp him as a mix of current Cartman and early season Cartman.

Mun=/=Muse

[van1llaskys]

[sanseterrer]

A day that looks like some kind of summer, only with snow. The sun is summer, the mood is summer, and January is on the calendar and there are snowdrifts all around. In such weather, spring can be seen approaching… Yes, despite the blatant cold.

January 17th, 2026

[thememedaddy]

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

@ccartman

[frozen1349]

[threedollarsdotcom]

new weekend activity throw your friends into pit of fire

[7sxvxn7]

[02void]

Началась зима в Салехарде

[illbreakyou]

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

I noticed you've been looking kinda green there buddy so I made you some homemade chicken noodle soup

@ccartman

[ccartman]

Oh man I really must be dying if youre here

He coughs a bit but doesnt budge to try and sit up at all, laying in his bed with dried up vomit on his pajamas

Please tell me you actually brought me something good

[thememedaddy]

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

@ccartman

[inthedarktrees]

Patty McCormack & Nancy Kelly in The Bad Seed (1956)

[whowantscookies]

them! @ccartman

[ether--net]

[thisisskateboarding]

[ccartman]

Hey buddy, I noticed you've been looking kind of down lately did I do something? God, knows im not the best mentor but I want to help (bojackhorsemanobvoiusly)

Sighs.

Its just.. I used to be able to listen to my favorite shows and know exactly what to say to piss someone off. Now.. woke is dead. Everything is so different now. I don't know how long I can live like this.

@bojackhorsemanobviously

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

Simply opens the door with a loud OOMPH noise.. Hm, I think I owe the Stotches a new car door..

[ccartman]

Gasps, looking amazed at how strong he really was, but it quickly turns to frustration.

WH- HEY ! I said to not but in! Now we have to start all over!

Sits back and groans loudly

[ccartman]

welcome back kenny i missed you kenny lets go out for burgers my treat kenny

You broke black asshole... FINE ! Youre lucky im hungry anyway and my mom just gave me $20 dollars to leave the house for a while. We're going to KFC though.

[parkacore]

woohoo!!! 🙌

[ccartman]

Hey buddy, I noticed you've been looking kind of down lately did I do something? God, knows im not the best mentor but I want to help (bojackhorsemanobvoiusly)

Sighs.

Its just.. I used to be able to listen to my favorite shows and know exactly what to say to piss someone off. Now.. woke is dead. Everything is so different now. I don't know how long I can live like this.

@bojackhorsemanobviously

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

Hey, hey what do you mean can't live like this ? How about you just get out of that car your friend looks like's fallen asleep anyway.. What are you even trying to accomplish here?

[ccartman]

Butters and I made a suicide pact. We can't live in this world anymore and dont you try to stop me!

Locks the door.

Im done! Life is pretty shitty anyway. Thanks for not banging my mom and being a sorta okay decent dad i guess

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

Bojack is in shock at this turn of events and while he could easily the door open with his 1200 horse power simply states.

Eric, that's an electric vehicle

[ccartman]

......So? Whats that mean? Maybe this is why its taking so damn long.