cats in beds

casey, 25, RN, mostly here for cat pics

[lumnch]

Tik tok was supposed to be vine 2 why did it instead become like the app equivalent of a haunted circus

[pheberoni]

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

[davidstrider]

have you ever looked at an authority figure in your life and thought “wow i respect a well-grilled hot dog more than i respect you”

[viceland]

Stop polluting the mf ocean

[sunshine-snowflake]

[internetkilledmylife-deactivate]

i laugh when im uncomfortable so please don’t get mad at me if i laugh in a serious situation

[jacobrkannel]

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I didn’t know I was broken until I wanted to change  I wanna get better

[gelatins]

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

[yellowcrayonwillow-archive]

[baluchx]

this accurately describes my life.

[princesslibrarian]

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

[dankmemeuniversity]

[glloryandg0re-deactivated201502]

[courtjester69420]

favourite thing about hozier’s songs are that at first listen they’re beautiful prose but  then u listen to it again and u go “wait this is HORNY” 

[puckingfussy]

[thatbossuet]

what’s up fiends and friends. i have a fever of 102F so… guess i’m fucking dead

[coucouforcocoapuffs]

please don’t die bro

[thatbossuet]

it’s chill i’m chilling in the back at work so i don’t talk to people

[ccaseyj]

dude please drink just SO MUCH water!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if u need anything i can come by when i get off work in a couple hours!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ccaseyj]

me: huge flying bugs? no PROBLEM

me: blood? puke? gaping wounds? i’m CHILL i got u

me: realizing my pulse is 2% faster than normal? gotta be a heart attack. headache? i think u mean brain cancer. toothbrush more than a month old? throw it AWAY RIGHT NOW. subway? sure but i gotta wear RUBBER GLOVES. window open? i think u mean GATEWAY TO PNEUMONIA AND DEATH.

this is a call-out post for myself IM DUMB AND ANNOYING.

[coucouforcocoapuffs]

you’re not dumb and annoying!! you’re you and that’s totally okay!!

[ccaseyj]

thanks bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ccaseyj]

me: huge flying bugs? no PROBLEM

me: blood? puke? gaping wounds? i’m CHILL i got u

me: realizing my pulse is 2% faster than normal? gotta be a heart attack. headache? i think u mean brain cancer. toothbrush more than a month old? throw it AWAY RIGHT NOW. subway? sure but i gotta wear RUBBER GLOVES. window open? i think u mean GATEWAY TO PNEUMONIA AND DEATH.

this is a call-out post for myself IM DUMB AND ANNOYING.