Kramer The Dog Blog

hey alright. basically. m/25/dog type beat. tech theatre furry.

[chadhulk]

I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!

[kybercrystalgems]

“Yeah, we hate seeing you work too!”

[burglarsonarceny]

how does this post keep getting better

[quasi-normalcy]

We have this interesting situation where we basically no longer have privacy nor the expectation of privacy, but we also don't have community or meaningful connection with others, so we're all simultaneously both completely exposed and absolutely alone, and please understand that when I say this situation is "interesting", what I in fact mean is that it's "nightmarish and I wish I could wake up"

[void-flesh]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

SOLARPUNK WHO REALLY LIKES YOGURT: I think we as a community need to have a serious discussion about the erasure of chobanis foundational contributions to solarpunk theory

MILLENIAL BURGER CHAIN RUN BY ANTS: [high-pitched stomp clap hey music] here at bürgR, we do things a liiiiittle differently. it all started with one crazy idea: what if there was a burger with truffle fries... that was REALLY small

INSECURE MERCENARY: no no it's okay when I kill people it's not like I enjoy it I'm not some sicko who likes hurting people I'm just doing it for money

GUY WHO IS PRETENDING AN AMULET IS CURSED SO HE CAN KEEP IT FOR HIMSELF: ahhhh no man I'm feeling really sinister right now, like if you took this from me I might go crazy, I think I might be coveting this a little too much, it might be cursed, you probably don't want this, you shouldn't take my precious- I mean whaaaat what was that lol I didn't mean to call it "my precious" lmao the curse must be affecting me

SEALED DEITY EMINEM: I'm beginning to feel like a trapped god trapped god

GUY WHO THINKS EVERYTHING IS A NICKNAME: have you all listened to the new playboi cartholomew album yet

[cutecipher]

[weirdinternet]

[pluviofleur]

yo my dream last night was me being a cleaner at this restaurant and my lunch was a giant looong sausage that i just held and bring it around w me and i ate it near the kitchen and all the big chunky sweaty chefs were watching me aaahhgghh bring me back into the dream!!!!;!!!!!!! why did i wake up!!!;!!!!!

[midwest-barbarella]

@ccddog oh hon i’ve GOT you…

[midwest-barbarella]

fuck you *blasts your favorite sitcom with my lesbian beam*

[kiburebuc]

that is a fucking insane amount of donuts, theres like 6 people in this room

it looks like an edit or something bit irs just in the show like this

[kiburebuc]

this has to be a joke, theyre all double stacked

[kiburebuc]

[kiburebuc]

cooper dissociates while albert is absolutely flabbergasted by the insurmountable quantity of donuts

[s-t-a-r-c-o]

im reading discworld and im on the third book and i only just realized they arent arranged like this

[mandate-transgenderism]

how it feels

[cryptotheism]

Stop clicking on my thighs. Bro my cum meter isn't moving. You need to click elsewhere.

[rustyanddustychevron]

can I get a fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhh gay dog

Yeah man…

[crazysodomite]

smoking with a pooltoy

[crazysodomite]

filling the pool toy with smoke air and then sucking it all out to get high, etc.

[davaulthunter]

[pankendev]

first of all i must inform you that i will be wearing the swimsuit that makes my cock look small. i will require your written acknowledgment of this fact before we can proceed

[crypt1dglyph5]

Reminder to tie down your werewolves next full moon

[crypt1dglyph5]

A handful of people have completely blown past the butch tag on this which is FINE. It’s hard to tell I get it. But friendly reminder this is my character Dakota who is a beefy hairy butch lesbian

happy late pride

Also prints of that Shibari piece are available on my Ko-fi