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Oh shit.
So hey. Is anyone still following this blog? If so, hello! I have returned. I’m going to revamp this blog a bit, and then I’ll be back!
So....get ready!
“ I just bathed in the stream and then I ran through the field to dry myself.”
independent Jessa Johansson from the show “Girls”
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“It’s so nice when you can sit with someone and not have to talk.”
“I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night.”
“When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.”
“You’re high maintenance but you think you’re low maintenance.”
“You say things like that, and you make it impossible for me to hate you.”
“You look like a normal person but actually you are the angel of death.”
“I’ve been doing a lot of thinking, and the thing is, I love you.”
“We were friends for a long time.”
“You know, you may be the first attractive woman I’ve not wanted to sleep with in my entire life.”
“When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.”
“I am not your consolation prize.”
“No one has ever quoted me back to me before.”
“I’ll have what she’s having.”
“Are those sad tissues or happy tissues?”
“Nice boys don’t kiss like that.”
“I like you very much. Just as you are.”
“I realized that I had forgotten to kiss you goodbye.”
“Come on, we belong together - you, me, poor little skirt.”
“If I can’t make it with you, I can’t make it with anyone.”
“I realize that when I met you at the turkey curry buffet, I was unforgivably rude, and wearing a reindeer jumper.”
“Did I really run around on your lawn naked?”
“Aren’t you a bit young to be in love?”
“You can’t lose something you never had.”
“You’re already falling in love with me.”
“I’m gonna make you wish you were dead.”
“I love you, but I don’t have to like you right now.”
“Get down on one knee, it’s more romantic!”
“I’ll never let anybody put me in a cage.”
“I don’t want to put you in a cage, I want to love you.”
“I’d marry you for your money in a minute.”
“I just want somebody I can have a decent conversation with over dinner.”
“When you’re attracted to someone, it just means that your subconscious is attracted to their subconscious, subconsciously.”
“Gentleman… I had forgotten what you fellas looked like.”
“I wanted it to be you. I wanted it to be you so badly.”
“But I just want to say that all this nothing has meant more to me than so many somethings.”
“Isn’t everything we do in life a way to be loved a little more?”
“I like to feel his eyes on me when I look away.”
“People always talk about how love is this totally unselfish, giving thing, but if you think about it, there’s nothing more selfish.”
“Do you know anyone who’s in a happy relationship?”
“Listen, if somebody gave me the choice right now to never see you again or to marry you, I would marry you, alright? And maybe that’s a lot of romantic bullshit, but people have gotten married for a lot less.”
“I’m gonna take your picture. So I never forget you or all of this.”
“It’s amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.”
“People put you down enough, you start to believe it… the bad stuff is easier to believe, you ever notice that?”
“I’m gonna treat you so nice, you’re never gonna let me go.”
“I appreciate this whole seduction thing you’ve got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I’m a sure thing.
“I love you. And not in a friendly way, although I think we’re great friends.”
“I love you. Very, very simple, very truly.”
“You are the epitome of everything I have ever looked for in another human being.”
“If this is a crush, I don’t think I could take it if the real thing ever happened.”
“You are lovelier this morning than you have ever been.”
“That sex was the most fun I’ve ever had without laughing.”
“You’ve got an old fashioned idea divorce is something that lasts forever.”
“You’re wonderful, in a loathsome sort of way.”
“How long is it since we’ve last seen each other?”
“I love you, but you don’t know what you’re talking about.”
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“On a personal level,” he started, removing his hands from his pockets to gesture the way he truly wanted to. “I mean I don’t pull my dick out because I want to reserve a little bit of those other dude’s prides.” Unable to keep the cheeky grin from his face, Demarco allowed his features to crack as he shook his head at himself, almost ashamed that he’d even had it in himself to make that joke. “Damn, I swear Sebastien is rubbing off on me,” he commented about his room mate, laughing just a bit harder before they finally reached the door to the cafe. D reached out, holding the door open for the blonde before they were both inside, and shortly seated at a table in the corner of the establishment. “Alright, so what’s good here?”
She snorted and covered her mouth, shaking her head a bit. “Right, right. Because your penis is just so incredibly massive that it would just immediately ruin other guys’ lives if you whipped it out.” She looked over at him, a grin on her own face. Of course, it did make her curious for a brief moment but they were merely friends. Maybe not even that. Acquaintances, that was the best way to put it. “Is that another way of saying you and your hot rooommate dry hump each other?” Constance laughed and walked inside the familiar diner. She’d been there plenty of times, mostly due to the fact that it was close, cheap, and open at all the ungodly hours. She sat next to him in the corner, looking through the menu. “A better question would be what isn’t good? It’s delicious food, for cheap prices. What’s better than that?”
Hello! I am still here, I promise!!!! Took a break for a bit, but I am back and I owe some replies.
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Matt propped his elbow on the table and rested his cheek in his palm, mixing around the slop in his bowl. His dark eyes raised toward the woman once more, and he was surprised to see her scarfing her own meal down. He presumed that prisoners deemed useful to the Order were kept well, and probably ate just as often as personnel did. Yet here she was, eating as though she hadn’t seen food in days. “ Yeah. You were hungry, ” he commented with a nod toward her empty tray, an awkward chuckle sounding in his throat as if because she had laughed, he had permission to as well.
Constance stayed rather quiet while she emptied her tray of food. Without realizing it, the man was looking at her again. Even if she did see him, she would have paid him no mind. He was working for the First Order, so he was clearly the enemy. But perhaps he was redeemable...She was doubtful. After she was finished, she wiped at her mouth with bound wrists and looked over at him. “It’s not half bad...I think there was a hair in it, though...” A grimace crossed her face but she simply shrugged and gave a small smile. Perhaps she had this man all wrong, but there was no way she’d let her guard down around any of them. “Sorry to cut the chat short, but the Troopers will be coming any moment now to come put me back in my cell.”
“I don’t know what typa’ dudes you been talkin’ to, but no way, no how are guys just pullin’ dicks out left and right to compare sizes?” The male couldn’t control the outburst that idea brought forth from him, only able to double over once more as they carried along down the mostly abandoned streets as she guided them closer to the cafe she’d spoken of. “Yeah, we still chat every now and then, so I’ll see what I can do to hook it up,” he teased her, nuding her with his elbow before shooting her a small smile. “Girl, you’re sweeter than a swisher, you better quit playin’.”
Constance couldn’t help but erupt into a fit of laughter at that. “really? Are you sure? If I had a penis, which I don’t, don’t worry, I would be comparing it with all my friends’ penises. I thought that’s just what guys do.” She snickered, covering her mouth with her hand so as to quiet herself. Fortunately, this part of the city was quite bare after a certain hour, that being around 1 AM. After glancing at her phone, she realized it was approaching 3 AM now. But she didn’t mind. Coffee would keep her energized enough to go to work the next day like she hadn’t just smoked a ton of weed with a near stranger. “Well, if you wouldn’t mind.” She replied with a grin, nudging him back. “I can’t turn it off. I’m just way too charming. I know.” The girl teased him before she looked up and realized they were nearing the cafe.
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Just because I’m not replying to our thread, or your starter doesn’t mean I don’t want to roleplay with you. I’m just slow. Somedays I can write a fucking book, somedays I can’t even write my own name. It’s in the drafts I promise I am just slow as hell.
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