I can't give Daddy Greg nits

always preheat the oven before you cook a witch

[whatt-to-do]

bro shutup im trying to remember what i just said

[cryptotheism]

She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

[bobakett]

When my hot wrestler wife leaves me

[bobakett]

Oh wrong post

[cryptotheism]

No stay in this space with me

[pavitraprabhakars]

living mango to mango

[hungwy]

It's kind of fun when the tinnitus changes pitch. Something new to enjoy

[matrose]

quora please stop emailing me

[maritalproblems-deactivated2023]

I am studying for my drivers test

[thepoisonroom]

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

[elmerseason-deactivated-deactiv]

[modogoblin]

[sygotic]

using tumblr while youre having a mental breakdown

[kosmogrl]

[kragehund-est]

[breastforce]

This is about Breaking Bad

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

[bewbin]

i dont smoke cigarettes but they should let me have a smoke break where i burn stuff behind the restaurant

[v1leblood]

divorce is so funny. like never mind

[rednines]

He’s growing

[cannibalchicken]

[cannibalchicken]

[matrose]

quora please stop emailing me