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Any advice for a person hoping to be more like you?
"To be like me? Well, you could simply be yourself but then someone's going to push you aside and take your girl. So instead you need to be the guy that pushes other to get what you want."
Hello, Ted! This is Charlotte! I'd just like to let you know that you left one of your ties at my place the other night, if you'd like me to swing by and drop it off later.
I also have leftover lasagne, since Sam wasn't here to have his slice yesterday. You know, just in case you'd like me to bring some of that as well! I'd hate for it to go to waste. I followed the recipe right down to the letter, after all!
I could always just bring it to work with me instead, if that's what you'd prefer! Either one would work for me! :D
-Charlotte
(( @ccrp-technical-this-is-charlotte))
"Oh hey Charlotte! I be more then happy for you to come over and return it. I also wouldn't deny the chance of having dinner with you, so please feel free to come down to my place with me." He winks with a smirk.
"But hey, if your husband does stop you I'm happy to do this little exchange during work hours."
I'll stop by later tonight, then! See how things go from there, if you know what I mean. Just as long as you don't mind, that is. I'd hate to impose. But Sam did say he'd be working late today, so it's no trouble on my end...
Even then, I'm sure we could arrange something somehow! I'll be seeing you soon, regardless!
"I'll leave the door unlocked for you to drop by then as I'll be ready for you. I don't mind one bit, it'll be quite the fun night. Sam could work as long as he wants if it means we can spend more time together.
I've got nothing else on besides work and the usual driving around for one reason or another, so I should be free for most of this week if either of us do randomly cancel! I'll see ya, Charlotte."
Hello, Ted! This is Charlotte! I'd just like to let you know that you left one of your ties at my place the other night, if you'd like me to swing by and drop it off later.
I also have leftover lasagne, since Sam wasn't here to have his slice yesterday. You know, just in case you'd like me to bring some of that as well! I'd hate for it to go to waste. I followed the recipe right down to the letter, after all!
I could always just bring it to work with me instead, if that's what you'd prefer! Either one would work for me! :D
-Charlotte
(( @ccrp-technical-this-is-charlotte))
"Oh hey Charlotte! I be more then happy for you to come over and return it. I also wouldn't deny the chance of having dinner with you, so please feel free to come down to my place with me." He winks with a smirk.
"But hey, if your husband does stop you I'm happy to do this little exchange during work hours."
Gay or European, good sir?
He thinks slightly on the question as he leans back on his chair before smirking. "Both." He then winks.
Hey Ted? You need help with anything?
-š£ļø of @youngvoice-and-gameplayer
āMe? Help? Nah, I donāt need help with anything Iām actually on top of everything.ā He gave a brief chuckle
You're very funny.
Coda said sarcastically.
Okay, do you wanna slack off together, then?
āYeah Iām the funniest in the building, no one could compete with me. Probably.ā Though at the offer at slacking off did entice Ted, mainly as he still had a few more days till the weekly reports were due and that was easy to smash out within an hour anyway. āWhoās to say we arenāt already slacking off? Neither of us are doing anything right now.ā
Agree to disagree. But walking around and asking if anyone needs help is part of my job.
"Uh huh sure it is. So you're Mr Davidson's little assistant then? Or are you like one of the various interns this place goes through?" Ted asked as he adjusted how he was sitting in his office chair so he was leaning on one knee and almost nearly falling out of said chair. "You could also be somehow who snuck into the building, which would be hilarious."
I'm the other secretary.
Coda said in a snarky tone, knowing full well that Ted knew who Secretary number one was.
I've been working here since October of '24. But don't piss me off, for when I am angry, I am keen and shrewd, and though I am but little, I am fierce.
"Sure you are. It's okay to admit if you're an intern. No shame in such a thing." He chuckled before giving a small eye raise. "I really haven't noticed you working here, maybe you're too short ha."
I'm not going to admit to being an intern if I'm not an intern.
He very slowly tilted his head, letting it fall limp at the bottom.
āSure, sure. Still a bit strange for one of Mr Davidsonās secretaries to not be close with him right now, since he calls on one of them all the time right?ā Ted spoke as he adjusted to now lean on his other knee. āI still believe youāre an intern, as surely you canāt be a secretary.ā
I'm a secretary for the whole Technical department, not just Mr. Davidson.
Coda put his head upright.
"Oh, well. Still, you give off the personality of some random intern who won't last too long." He scoffs.
Been here since October of 2024, so. And I have the power of a god who thinks my presence here is really funny on my side.
Ted just stares for a few moments before chuckling as he just plants both feet back onto the ground again as he leans back in his chair. "I don't believe you. As why remain here if you have some sort of power? You could be running a cult or making some good money, but you spend your time here? Yeah you surely can't be some holding some god-like power."
Never said I held it, said it was on my side. As in keeping me from getting fired.
He stared at Ted with a dead serious expression.
Ted simply rolled his eyes. āKnowing someone higher up to make sure you canāt get fired is basically the same thing. Super lucky to work like that then, get to do nothing important or useful and STILL keep your job. Who even are you related to that saves you from any potential trouble you cause for yourself? Is it the top dog or like just someone a few seats up?ā
Hey Ted? You need help with anything?
-š£ļø of @youngvoice-and-gameplayer
āMe? Help? Nah, I donāt need help with anything Iām actually on top of everything.ā He gave a brief chuckle
You're very funny.
Coda said sarcastically.
Okay, do you wanna slack off together, then?
āYeah Iām the funniest in the building, no one could compete with me. Probably.ā Though at the offer at slacking off did entice Ted, mainly as he still had a few more days till the weekly reports were due and that was easy to smash out within an hour anyway. āWhoās to say we arenāt already slacking off? Neither of us are doing anything right now.ā
Agree to disagree. But walking around and asking if anyone needs help is part of my job.
"Uh huh sure it is. So you're Mr Davidson's little assistant then? Or are you like one of the various interns this place goes through?" Ted asked as he adjusted how he was sitting in his office chair so he was leaning on one knee and almost nearly falling out of said chair. "You could also be somehow who snuck into the building, which would be hilarious."
I'm the other secretary.
Coda said in a snarky tone, knowing full well that Ted knew who Secretary number one was.
I've been working here since October of '24. But don't piss me off, for when I am angry, I am keen and shrewd, and though I am but little, I am fierce.
"Sure you are. It's okay to admit if you're an intern. No shame in such a thing." He chuckled before giving a small eye raise. "I really haven't noticed you working here, maybe you're too short ha."
I'm not going to admit to being an intern if I'm not an intern.
He very slowly tilted his head, letting it fall limp at the bottom.
āSure, sure. Still a bit strange for one of Mr Davidsonās secretaries to not be close with him right now, since he calls on one of them all the time right?ā Ted spoke as he adjusted to now lean on his other knee. āI still believe youāre an intern, as surely you canāt be a secretary.ā
I'm a secretary for the whole Technical department, not just Mr. Davidson.
Coda put his head upright.
"Oh, well. Still, you give off the personality of some random intern who won't last too long." He scoffs.
Been here since October of 2024, so. And I have the power of a god who thinks my presence here is really funny on my side.
Ted just stares for a few moments before chuckling as he just plants both feet back onto the ground again as he leans back in his chair. "I don't believe you. As why remain here if you have some sort of power? You could be running a cult or making some good money, but you spend your time here? Yeah you surely can't be some holding some god-like power."
Hey Ted? You need help with anything?
-š£ļø of @youngvoice-and-gameplayer
āMe? Help? Nah, I donāt need help with anything Iām actually on top of everything.ā He gave a brief chuckle
You're very funny.
Coda said sarcastically.
Okay, do you wanna slack off together, then?
āYeah Iām the funniest in the building, no one could compete with me. Probably.ā Though at the offer at slacking off did entice Ted, mainly as he still had a few more days till the weekly reports were due and that was easy to smash out within an hour anyway. āWhoās to say we arenāt already slacking off? Neither of us are doing anything right now.ā
Agree to disagree. But walking around and asking if anyone needs help is part of my job.
"Uh huh sure it is. So you're Mr Davidson's little assistant then? Or are you like one of the various interns this place goes through?" Ted asked as he adjusted how he was sitting in his office chair so he was leaning on one knee and almost nearly falling out of said chair. "You could also be somehow who snuck into the building, which would be hilarious."
I'm the other secretary.
Coda said in a snarky tone, knowing full well that Ted knew who Secretary number one was.
I've been working here since October of '24. But don't piss me off, for when I am angry, I am keen and shrewd, and though I am but little, I am fierce.
"Sure you are. It's okay to admit if you're an intern. No shame in such a thing." He chuckled before giving a small eye raise. "I really haven't noticed you working here, maybe you're too short ha."
I'm not going to admit to being an intern if I'm not an intern.
He very slowly tilted his head, letting it fall limp at the bottom.
āSure, sure. Still a bit strange for one of Mr Davidsonās secretaries to not be close with him right now, since he calls on one of them all the time right?ā Ted spoke as he adjusted to now lean on his other knee. āI still believe youāre an intern, as surely you canāt be a secretary.ā
I'm a secretary for the whole Technical department, not just Mr. Davidson.
Coda put his head upright.
"Oh, well. Still, you give off the personality of some random intern who won't last too long." He scoffs.
Hey Ted? You need help with anything?
-š£ļø of @youngvoice-and-gameplayer
āMe? Help? Nah, I donāt need help with anything Iām actually on top of everything.ā He gave a brief chuckle
You're very funny.
Coda said sarcastically.
Okay, do you wanna slack off together, then?
āYeah Iām the funniest in the building, no one could compete with me. Probably.ā Though at the offer at slacking off did entice Ted, mainly as he still had a few more days till the weekly reports were due and that was easy to smash out within an hour anyway. āWhoās to say we arenāt already slacking off? Neither of us are doing anything right now.ā
Agree to disagree. But walking around and asking if anyone needs help is part of my job.
"Uh huh sure it is. So you're Mr Davidson's little assistant then? Or are you like one of the various interns this place goes through?" Ted asked as he adjusted how he was sitting in his office chair so he was leaning on one knee and almost nearly falling out of said chair. "You could also be somehow who snuck into the building, which would be hilarious."
I'm the other secretary.
Coda said in a snarky tone, knowing full well that Ted knew who Secretary number one was.
I've been working here since October of '24. But don't piss me off, for when I am angry, I am keen and shrewd, and though I am but little, I am fierce.
"Sure you are. It's okay to admit if you're an intern. No shame in such a thing." He chuckled before giving a small eye raise. "I really haven't noticed you working here, maybe you're too short ha."
I'm not going to admit to being an intern if I'm not an intern.
He very slowly tilted his head, letting it fall limp at the bottom.
āSure, sure. Still a bit strange for one of Mr Davidsonās secretaries to not be close with him right now, since he calls on one of them all the time right?ā Ted spoke as he adjusted to now lean on his other knee. āI still believe youāre an intern, as surely you canāt be a secretary.ā
Hey Ted? You need help with anything?
-š£ļø of @youngvoice-and-gameplayer
āMe? Help? Nah, I donāt need help with anything Iām actually on top of everything.ā He gave a brief chuckle
You're very funny.
Coda said sarcastically.
Okay, do you wanna slack off together, then?
āYeah Iām the funniest in the building, no one could compete with me. Probably.ā Though at the offer at slacking off did entice Ted, mainly as he still had a few more days till the weekly reports were due and that was easy to smash out within an hour anyway. āWhoās to say we arenāt already slacking off? Neither of us are doing anything right now.ā
Agree to disagree. But walking around and asking if anyone needs help is part of my job.
"Uh huh sure it is. So you're Mr Davidson's little assistant then? Or are you like one of the various interns this place goes through?" Ted asked as he adjusted how he was sitting in his office chair so he was leaning on one knee and almost nearly falling out of said chair. "You could also be somehow who snuck into the building, which would be hilarious."
I'm the other secretary.
Coda said in a snarky tone, knowing full well that Ted knew who Secretary number one was.
I've been working here since October of '24. But don't piss me off, for when I am angry, I am keen and shrewd, and though I am but little, I am fierce.
"Sure you are. It's okay to admit if you're an intern. No shame in such a thing." He chuckled before giving a small eye raise. "I really haven't noticed you working here, maybe you're too short ha."
King hereās some condoms for u
Ted clicks his fingers as he smirks while taking the offered condoms. "Why thank you! These will surely come in handy."
Hey Ted? You need help with anything?
-š£ļø of @youngvoice-and-gameplayer
āMe? Help? Nah, I donāt need help with anything Iām actually on top of everything.ā He gave a brief chuckle
You're very funny.
Coda said sarcastically.
Okay, do you wanna slack off together, then?
āYeah Iām the funniest in the building, no one could compete with me. Probably.ā Though at the offer at slacking off did entice Ted, mainly as he still had a few more days till the weekly reports were due and that was easy to smash out within an hour anyway. āWhoās to say we arenāt already slacking off? Neither of us are doing anything right now.ā
Agree to disagree. But walking around and asking if anyone needs help is part of my job.
"Uh huh sure it is. So you're Mr Davidson's little assistant then? Or are you like one of the various interns this place goes through?" Ted asked as he adjusted how he was sitting in his office chair so he was leaning on one knee and almost nearly falling out of said chair. "You could also be somehow who snuck into the building, which would be hilarious."
Hey Ted? You need help with anything?
-š£ļø of @youngvoice-and-gameplayer
āMe? Help? Nah, I donāt need help with anything Iām actually on top of everything.ā He gave a brief chuckle
You're very funny.
Coda said sarcastically.
Okay, do you wanna slack off together, then?
āYeah Iām the funniest in the building, no one could compete with me. Probably.ā Though at the offer at slacking off did entice Ted, mainly as he still had a few more days till the weekly reports were due and that was easy to smash out within an hour anyway. āWhoās to say we arenāt already slacking off? Neither of us are doing anything right now.ā
Hey Ted? You need help with anything?
-š£ļø of @youngvoice-and-gameplayer
āMe? Help? Nah, I donāt need help with anything Iām actually on top of everything.ā He gave a brief chuckle
I want you.
āOf course you would want me. Everybody wants me.ā He says as he then winks at a nearby passerby who looks disgusted with him before looking back at the one talking to him.
Do u know anyone by the name of Jenny? Trying to find her as I knew her from highschool but she kinda disappeared
Ted doesn't say anything for a few moments as he stares at the person who had asked the question. Before he scoffs and puts on a smirk as he moves to lean on the nearby counter.
"Seems like you aren't the best at finding her, but yeah I do know her. Not telling you how I do, I don't exactly know you."
RANK UR COWORKERS RN ā¼ļø
He hums as he thinks before leaning back in his chair as he looks over to the anon. "Well that's something every changing but I can happily flaunt the correct rankings to you."
"Currently it's...Charlotte, Paul, Bill, Mr Davidson, Sylvia and Melissa. Melissa moved down the rankings as of recent as she has been avoiding me but she'll probably be back up in a few days once we talk again." He smirks as he looks back to his computer.
