How I think the ppg and the rrb would be like when they're drunk
all of those are for when they're really really drunk
Butch
it would be him but worse
like everything chaotic about him would just, get enhanced
he would throw himself at tables, drink entire bottles of whatever's in front of him, anything to make people scream (whether it's cheering or being genuinely terrified or angry at him)
at the beginning he really is the heart of the party until everyone decides "this is just too much" and kick him out
Buttercup
Weirdly enough, I think she would get flirty?
cause like, buttercup is FAR from being flirty when she's sober
but I can totally picture her just telling everyone pickup lines and every single time people are like "?????" and of course they can't help being embarrassed and feeling SO attracted to her because, I mean, that's not common buttercup behavior
but she's rarely actually interested in anyone she flirts with
she just thinks it's fun
Bubbles
she would be so full of rage
challenging everyone to an arm wrestle and winning every single time
"WOOOOOO LET'S GO!!! WHO'S NEXT??" *takes a shot*
idk just the thought of feral bubbles makes me giggle
she and Butch absolutely cannot be together when drunk
Boomer
you know that wine mom thing where they drink a couple glasses of wine and start asking everyone to dance and sing with them?
yeah
"come here babe, get up, let's dance"
*starts slow dancing like a mom*
*like, straight up swaying his hips with a cup in his hand and snapping his fingers with the other*
because of this he will not get drunk unless everyone else is also drunk because it's just too embarrassing
Blossom
if you watch Brooklyn 99 you'll know what I'm talking about when I say blossom gets drunk like amy
for those who aren't familiar with the Amy Santiago drunkness scale, here's a list (and how I think it would be like with blossom)
One Drink Amy Blossom: One Drink Blossom is "a little spacey", being a bit out of touch with what's happening around her
Two Drink Blossom: Two Drink Blossom (a.k.a "Loud Blossom") shouts everything she says.
Three Drink Blossom: Three Drink Blossom (a.k.a "Blossom Dance Pants") dances constantly. This Blossom is very fond of drunk boomer and will accompany him in his wine mom shenanigans
Four Drink Blossom: Four Drink Blossom (a.k.a "Horny Blossom") is "a little bit of a perv", often making comments loaded with sexual innuendo. This is very interesting to watch when she's with buttercup because people will go insane. It's also VERY interesting to watch when she's around Brick.
Five Drink Blossom: Five Drink Blossom is "weirdly confident". She has a confidence level that she never normally displays, which is also fun to watch since it intersects with four drink Blossom.
Six Drink Blossom: Six Drink Blossom is "just sad". Six Drink Blossom is also when Blossom may get sick if she drinks more.
Seven Drink Blossom: a mystery, and so are the others after that. Blossom hasn't been able to drink more than 6 drinks without immediately collapsing
it also goes without saying that it is incredibly hard to even get to One Drink Blossom since she's such a goody two shoes
Brick
you'll rarely ever see brick get really really drunk
both because he's very good at handling alcohol and because he hates his drunk self. it betrays everything he believes in
that is because drunk brick 1. has absolutely no filter and 2. is very clingy
that results in a lot of "you know I really like you right, buttercup? you're really really cool" and "bubbles your dress is pretty you're very pretty" and "I love you guys so much!!!" (his brothers)
but the best of drunk brick is when he's around blossom
we have yet to see drunk blossom encounter drunk brick. usually one of them is much sober than the other so they end up taking care of one another
but yeah drunk brick just straight up hugs blossom and tells her she smells nice and is so smart and so pretty
once he actually almost told her he loved her but she stopped him mid sentence cause that would be just hurtful
