choatic

sunny d is good with viagra go follow my Instagram (hint; it’s the same name as this)

[cdemna]

i bet u have a small penis, like this to prove me wrong

[cdemna]

it’s been a while

[cdemna]

guys if you see someone put tomato sauce on their waffles

they want you to Prego their Eggo

[cdemna]

he’s beautiful no

[cdemna]

if a kid pukes up water does that make it a fountain of youth

[cdemna]

I like the name ramon

bc during sex

it’s not ramon

it’s ra-moan

[cdemna]

I’m on tik tok now

it’s terrifying

[cdemna]

what’s your favorite kind of ice cream topping

I like dish soap

I put it all over the top like chocolate syrup

I like the dawn kind but blue is pretty

[cdemna]

hey

don’t talk to me

I’m having my fat time

[cdemna]

guys if you rub a vagina

do you get a vagenie

Im a virgin

[cdemna]

sorry for not posting, I’ve been driving for a couple days,

can’t feel very much

very dehydrated

autocorrect is a life saver

I’m hungry for pecans and chicken breasts

[cdemna]

I’m gonna take an uncooked spaghetti stick and shove it so far up your ass it’ll cook with the acid and bile it touches

[cdemna]

have you ever had a cuntcicle?

I heard the flavor was great

[cdemna]

why does toothpaste usually always minty

why not a ranch flavored one, it’s much more crowd favored and enjoyable

[cdemna]

don’t you guys ever feel like a plastic bag

drifting through the wind

getting stuck in a car and covering the face of the driver, choking them out and crashing the car into a daycare, with it catching on fire and burning the whole building down with it

because I do

[cdemna]

no one:

no body:

not one single person:

bottoms: skshssjdhdkdjdjs

[cdemna]

“what day is today? August shit day “

my mom after I beat her at cards