Cedric the King Charles

circumcised with the dick twister

[blirbie]

i just think shoes are very nice

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

When you’re trying to have fun in a video game and the developers throw a timed mission at you:

[forestgreenlesbian]

ok but … this is literally what happened……..

[ohtze]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[nightblightowl]

you know why this makes me so upset,  because of how accurate it is…

[princezilla]

@ahzoka @poeorganaa

[9206212525158765]

@darthbanes @w00kiees

[lhrry]

me @ myself: don’t u get your hopes up ok also me: *gets my hopes up*

[domdean]

[princessesfanarts]

The Lion King by OmaruIndustries

[bruises-for-tomorrow]

when your life is falling apart but you don’t give a fuck anymore

[etherslide-deactivated20181207]

“Why I Wasn’t Contracted to Write Beauty and the Beast” by I have no idea who, and desperately want to know.  If anyone does, please tell me! Edit:  Through knmajorblogs I have discovered the genius behind this piece of art.  The genius in question is LordJazor !  Thank you!

[weicheidarling-deactivated20240]

“she warned him not to be such an apocalyptic fuck hat to strangers” “for who could ever learn to love such a cock waffle” BLESS THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[raccoonfootproductions]

Reblogged recently, but worth reblogging again.

[didyouknowmagic]

Nothing can top this lol

[sappharah]

my life is basically just a constant cycle of finally getting past the thing i was stressing about and then immediately finding something else to stress me out even if it isn’t happening for another 4 months

[ulibeanzz]

my 2016 goals plummeted all the way down to “survive” really quick

[cravings]

i just need a break from everything for a year or a century

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

I hate the word “discourse” it just sounds like Goofy saying “discuss”

[yyyyyyyyyyyyy6-deactivated20201]

this post literally ruined my life

[captnmcd]

Eevee Cupcakes! buttercream swirl with fondant ears/details!  prolly been about 6 months since I have done anything fondant. I also ended up cleaning out my tool box and I threw out all my died up gels so I had only 3 primary colors and black to dye the buttercream on these guys. Hence why leafeon ended up camo instead of liek a sandy/tan sort of brown. sorry leafy. Who’s everyones fave?

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

im very strong, just like an ant. ants can lift 10 times their own weight. I can also lift 10 times an ant’s weight

[glloryandg0re-deactivated201502]

[airtrafficcontroller]

This puppy has such big dreams, I just know it.

[thebestoftumbling]

dog using his inside voice

[ju-yan]

OMG

[daily-superheroes]

The hero Catwoman needs

[pardonmewhileipanic]

omfg

[themarysue]

get in there bruce

[jaytheholymoonlight]

lol

[jayce]

my guy